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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Not so sure on the wonderful and I'm DEFINITELY not joyous, but I have always wanted to be immortalized in portrait, soooooooo............
finished my assignments so @livefromthenether fanart bc this ask has been making me giggle since last night
#i've got the face card for it. one of the only things i have really#no one can ever take That from me#if you enjoy the crash out good news I'm here til Forever . I Guess.
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He says he's perfectly fine,
But he talks about her as if he's drank a whole tankard of wine,
He misses her enough to make statues in her visage,
But not enough to deal with his own baggage.
SHUT UP
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alright that's it I need to log off.
#as always it's been a displeasure#I'll see you all in about two weeks#don't wait up I'll only disappoint you
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Let's be real here, Zenix would totally snitch if he thought the fallout would be funny enough
Zenix would snitch just to piss me off.
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If you miss her that much just go visit her smh
ooooh go visit her anon says like it's real easy...
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As long as Aph never finds out about the statue then we should be fine.
Seeing as she NEVER VISITS, I think it's safe to assume she wouldn't!
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Are we talking AB the same person here? Aph would haaattteeee a statue in her name. Especially with her Irene issues.
GAH I know I just miss looking at her. I wasn't really going to go through with it. Shut up.
#can't I have a LITTLE fun#technically I never said she would like it#I was just trying to say it might be less creepy than the cardboard-cut-out suggestion
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Yeah! It would be a good way to pass the time!
Yeah! You're right! This is a great, normal way to pass the time, and if the Knights under my command disagree then I don't care they can mind their own fucking business. I don't rip into them for their hobbies.
...well, except Jarrod.
#jarrod is fuckin weird though that's not my fault#GREAT in a fight. HATE managing him off the field#anyway I gotta go find some materials... I think quartz might be good. Yeah
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"you were wrong at several points" no I wasn't.
I'm never wrong.
You just need to learn how to cope
I'M COPING PERFECTLY FINE.
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I forgot the word for a statue. 😔
Anyway, a statue of Aph would be pretty cool. I don’t think it’s creepy.
..............
I may have to start. Investing in this.
#I have to pass the time somehow right?#and it's not. like. weird#it's to honor her#that's not weird#?
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what if aphmau started talking to you again just because she wanted you to go bald
....YOU CONJURE A HORRIBLE WORLD?????????
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Okay, okay correction, a stone cut out of Aph.
I-- NO! That's still creepy! You're forgetting the creepy part!
...wait, stone cut out? Isn't that. Pretty sure we have a name for that, Anonymous...
#anon just invented The Statue#.......#is it still bad and creepy if i can get behind the idea of an aphmau STATUE actually......?#like.... In my fortress...... might look nice ............
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would you go bald if aphmau asked you to
I...if... Aphmau... asked me to...? I... Er... Shit. Well, I hope she never asks me that. Guess I'mb in luck because she doesrt talk to me anymore!
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We should get you a cardboard cut out of Aph.
NO??? SHE'D BURN UP AND THAT WOULD BE. HORRIBLE TO WITNESS. AAND MORE IMPORTANTLY THAT'S INCREDIBLY CREEPY!!!
#oh irene.... can you imagine...??#do I really come off THAT unchivalrous?#if so ugh no wonder she wanted nothing to do with me
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do you perceive fanart
yeahg one time i saw some #laurmau fannart n i had to lie down for. A long time . so I stopped doing that
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I can't believe you took the kid in the divorce 😔
MAN THE KID TOOK ME IN THE DIVORCE
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dear irene... i don't think drinking that potion was a good idea. never taking advice from you ever again.
Why? What happened? Don't be vague! Gimme details!
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