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you can only reblog this once

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The older you get, the more you realize that no one has any idea what they are actually doing and everyone is just pretending

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sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

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the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

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the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

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throwback to that one vulcan who shook hands even though that’s basically vulcan sex. absolutely horny on main for humanity.

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trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style

- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance - saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’  - excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts 

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this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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It’s that time of the year again :)

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Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

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Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

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Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape