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Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars
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Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh
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the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”
like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone
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@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
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*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis
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with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
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boys: girls only care about make up and selfies
girl: meme
boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!
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