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i keep watching the black panther trailer every now and then just to remind myself that it’s real and it’s happening. i’m so fucking pumped for that shit. you best believe ya gurl is gonna be first in line for the midnight premier. and she will also probably, but most definitively, return to watch it again. but real quick – can we please talk about michael b jordan? honestly, more like michael BAE jordan. lord, i’m weak.

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julianderson :

I’m so boooooooooooored here at work. Someone entertain me. 

me, i volunteer as tribute

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lucyirisstjames :

Is it bad that I’m still up watching Jimmy Kimmel when I have to be at work in the morning?  I think that it’s no as long as I have my friend Mr. Wine.

not at all. the man is a hilarious. plus, you can’t wrong with mr. wine.

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valentinaxcastillo :

Whats worst than being hungover all day? Trying to go to work hungover. This shift will be so fun.

#RIPYOU

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addiealvz :

The worst part about being a stripper definitely has to be the glitter. I just got glitter in my eye. No one wants to see a stripper cry, so this glitter needs to stop burning my eye. If anyone has any tips, let your girl know. You would think that after working 60+ hours a week for 8 years, I would be better at this, but no, that would just make too much sense. 

try putting the tiniest layer possible of vaseline on your eyes. the glitter will stick to that instead.

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TEXT: Hey. So after being a bit of a dick and making you snap, I just was wondering if maybe you'd like to go to lunch or something? I just want to make it up to you.

[text] Yeah, okay. That sounds good.

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Have you ever had one of those days at work when you’re so hungry that you kinda wanna cry? And all you do at work is smell food. Lots and lots of amazing food. Mmm food. 

Anyway. I’m kinda delirious. Hopefully y’all had a better day at work today and none of y’all had their stomach growl so loud that it made things awkward with everyone. 

fuck, FOOOOOOOOOD. beautiful, beautiful food.

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robinlynns :

Can we be done with this humidity already? I had a gig to play tonight and I swear, I spent half my set tuning my guitar. I don’t know you guys put up with my lame jokes for so long, but consider this my thank you to everyone who laughed, anyway. I hope everyone has an amazing night!

call me dumb, but i missed the joke. woops.

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Okay Cotton Plant listen up I have a very important question for you —- So, I was in a civil discussion with a friend today and we were discussing which fast food place has the best hashbrowns. Assuming y’all aren’t idiots and have been hungover one morning and gotten some hashbrowns, what’re your opinions? The options we had were Burger King, McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts but I’m willing to hear others. Speak now or forever hold your peace on the subject. Thanks. 

Sincerely, Rhett. Also hey. 

as much as i hate mcdonald’s, i’m gonna have to go ahead and give it to them. ain’t no hashbrown like a mickied’s one.

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valentinaxcastillo :

Is it me, or is this week just going by so slow? I have literally done nothing today, not even go to work. And at this point, I would have preferred to gone to work. At least it would be something to do. I hope everyone else had a better day than I did. And that Friday gets here soon!

maybe that’s why it’s so slow. i feel like it’s been zooming by, honestly, with all that’s going on around me, i wish it felt slower.

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adelaidepeterson :

Today was just one of those freakin’ days, you know? Kids. Kids, man. I love them to death. I really do. I love my kids. But the amount of poop that I have to deal with on a day to day basis is just… really not okay. You’d think kids wouldn’t have much, and that’s where you’re wrong. So very wrong. I don’t mean to go on a tirade about children’s poop, but this is the exact life that I’m living. I’m just going to excuse myself and drink one (or three) glasses of wine.

kids are my favorite up until gross things like poop and boogers are involved. maybe add a shot of vodka to that mix~

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sjcc :

The Wednesday slump is real. I’m gonna need my weight in coffee to get through the rest of the day or 20 hours of sleep. Maybe both.

why don’t you drink the coffee first, then hibernate and BAM – 200% more energy for the next week

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jonesmercya :

My things finally arrived and now the true joy of unpacking starts…. meet the kids who are in my summer camp today and they are all so adorable! H ow is everyone else doing?

unpacking is the worst. i get so stressed out every time i do it.

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westonalex :

I had the nicest lemonade from a brother and sister’s Lemonade Stand and when I asked them what they were going to do with the money they got, they said they were saving up for a puppy. How pure is that? Those kids are totally gonna be great dog owners. 

PRECIOUS LITTLE ONES ;-; that is too darn cute

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enzodxm :

i solemnly swear we will get a road trip. eventually. okay, that’s a deal. shake on it?

shake like wake and bake, yes.

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maisieabrams :

I wasn’t aware of that. Are we going shopping?

yes, yes we are!

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vincsmythe :

I’m pretty sure anyone would be weirded out if someone admitted to checking our their parents. 

i’ve checked out your parents~