#dash: starter

[saylorevans]

i am in a mourning period as marvel rivals play test has officially ended. where else am i going to be able to go around blasting people as iron man or humming the jaws theme song as jeff the shark. truly a devastating time for me. please check back with me in 2-3 business days or send me cheesecake.

name is saylor evans. marvel extraordinaire and future star of the comic world. now i wanna draw you all as a superhero, tell me about your alter-ego.

[broadwaymaybee]

i think i'm finally all set for this semester at school. a little daunting as the new girl, but i think that is just something that will end up being okay in the long run. hi! i'm may rhodes, future broadway princess and baker extraordinaire. if you don't find me in dance studios, or at vocal lessons you'll find me at the bean where i'm a barista.

i'd love to learn more about you all! who are you and what is your coffee order?

[roninjuly]

after taking my kid to the studio with me the other day while i had my students performing their monologues they've been practicing, she has now found a clear obsession with chappell roan and her favorite thing to tell me now is that "we need a femininomenon."

i don't know if i get dad of the year because of that... but everyone in class got a kick out of it. anyway, i'm ronin and i own an acting studio where people can fine tune their instruments of success. i also have the coolest daughter in the world. how's it going?

[theroryflanagan]

Can the weather just calm down now? It's barely spring and it's already so hot. I'm used to it being cooler, so this weather just wants me to walk around like I'm on vacation most of the time. I can't exactly do that at work. Probably wouldn't be a good thing.

[thenoahxpuckerman]

Just giving everyone a heads up that decorations for Whispering Pines Farm with be slowly coming together. The Farm will be decked out by December 1st, and there just might be a few extra Christmas activities planned as well. I will do my best to keep everyone updated.

[checkermallow]

[User posts a short, fifteen second video of what is clearly just a particularly large lizard. It's weaving between flowers. In the background, there is the faint sound of an explosion and some screams. The user is entirely unconcerned.]

Is anyone missing their dog?

[90sand2000severyday]

2000s childhood throwback 💕

How many of these items did you grow up with?

[vengeancedemon]

Need to borrow someone's pet bird. Will return later.

[danicrdva]

as much as i'm not super stoked about getting back into essay and exam mode, i have to admit, corny as it is, i kind of missed this place. even cornier- i missed you guys. what have you all been up to over the summer? anything juicy? embarrassing, maybe? anything to help me heal the wounds left behind by my most recent love-of-my life. ...ex-love-of-my-life that is. in exchange, i'll give you this piece of advice - you're not a bull. don't run towards the red flags. even if she has blue eyes and looks bonkers in a sundress. she will still steal your tv and pawn it for her incarcerated husband's commissary fund. ...okay, that last part might be mostly for me, but you get it. @encorehqsstarters

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"

[helluvaslut]

"Anyone want to keep us company?"

[taliasshaw]

Another day, another couple caught skinny-dipping at the Lover's Leap swimming hole.

[theroryflanagan]

Now that Halloween's over, the countdown to Christmas break is on. I already know that the days are going to fly by. It doesn't even seem like it should be November yet. Where are the days even going though?

[whimmortal]

I really gotta know the town consensus. Other answers allowed, if they're interesting. Give me your strongest arguments.

[maaskuline]

"Pshhh. Men can't be pretty! Unless that man is me—'cause I'm the prettiest man on the block, baby. None o' the others can possibly live up to this standard, y' know? So that's why it's impossible for 'em. Sorry 'bout that, fellas."

[sgrmotta]

as a result of that thing from last year we don't need to talk about, i'm so pleased to announce that applications for my new bff are officially open! kind of like that paris hilton show, except better, because you get to be besties with me! rules are - you must be at least an eight - but not hotter than me - able to work around my schedule, and good at at least pretending to be interested in all the things i'm into. in return, i'll buy you whatever you want, so long as it's not ugly. <3 @encorehqsstarters