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okay i think i have an inferiority complex. what do i do about that. keep feeding it and make it worse? that seems like my only option.

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firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

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[cicero voice] caesar's new sumptuary law sucks because now everyone serves vegetables at dinner parties and i had to eat weird mushrooms which made me shit myself

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I love BG3 tavs I love seeing people put immense lore into their tavs as characters and I love seeing people use their tavs as 1:1 self inserts and I love seeing people simply use a tav as a vehicle for gameplay who make them look so cool but know basically nothing about them I love ur tavs feed them to me

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kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.

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tagged by @nenya-business to choose my nine favorite albums! which is tough bc i listen to playlists more than albums, but here's what i can come up with:

Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 -- Dave Malloy and OBC

Something Rotten! -- by Wayne and Karey Kirkpatrick and OBC

Life Will See You Now -- Jens Lekman

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat -- ALW and 1992 Canadian cast feat. Donny Osmond

Hozier -- Hozier

Hold On Baby -- King Princess

Eureka -- Mother Mother

Emotion -- Carly Rae Jepsen

Harry's House -- Harry Styles

Great Comet is for sure number one, the rest are in no particular order. all in all this exercise made me realize i ought to delete a lot of albums from my collection since i don't listen to most of them. tagging anyone who wants to do this too but especially my good friend @kiwifluid <3

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On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

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today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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no distractions for me please . i need to decipher what trends in online poetry are considered "in" and which are now "gauche and overplayed" on tumblr dot come.

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the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite