lizardbethparson

[lizardbethparson]

The Ace Attorney universe is CRAZY (ranting)

SPOILERS FOR GAME ONE AND THIS GAME TOO

AND ALSO I KNOW THIS IS FICTIONAL AND IM NOT COMPLAINING LMAO I love this game I’m freaking out as if I were a character in this universe Why are all the Prosecutors so rich and bougie and Phoenix, like, rides a bike to work 😭 maybe that’s normal in Japanifornia tho

BUT CHILDREN. CAN GO TO JAIL??? PRISON FOR LIFE??? whatever the consequence is Lana was SCARED for her sister, FOR ACCIDENTS. Like for sure Manslaughter is a crime but these are little kids and Ema and Edgeworth seemed pretty self defensey. ALSO THE FACT EDGEWORTH WAS GONNA BE CHARGED 15 YEARS LATER BUT THE DAY AFTER A MURDER THE TRIAL STARTS AND YOU ONLY GET 3 DAYS FOR EVIDENCE. A moot describes japanifornia as being in the dark ages of the justice system.

EDIT: WAIT YOU CAN PLEAD SELF DEFENSE OHHHH OKAY that’s an eeny bit better 😒

EDGEWORTH GOT ALL GUILTY CHARGES UNTIL PHEONIX SHOWED UP HOW MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE INNOCENT. Also when is Pheonix gonna end up with a client who totally did that shit or are we skipping those cases in the storyline.

Also it feels like Phoenix doesn’t get to donanything but Manfred 😠 electrocuted me IN A POLICE OFFICE and Franzsika out here WHIPPING EVERYONE IN COURT. STOP HER WHY ISNT THAT A CRIME? I’m gonna bring a stun gun to court, call myself a von Karma, and just shoot everyone because clearly anything goes in the courtroom when you’re a nepo baby and nepo father

I need an Ace attorney spin-off call Pheonix Wright: Crashes out. Where he just dresses up as a prosecutor and tazes everyone with no consequences. I just need to be given the ability to crash out Pheonix is too chill I’m a violent woman.

ALSO GIVE GUMSHOE A RAISE BRO IS A PART OF EVERY CASE HE WORKS HARD BRO DESERVES NICE THINGS I LOVE YOU GUMSHOE

anyways I love this game 😋

ALSO PHEONIX AND EDGEWORTH DIVORCEDD WHAT HAPPENED TO MILES MY WOOBIE HES GONE ☹️ Im at the part where I’ve just met franzsika

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Lawmane doodle cause i can't lock in

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google whats the legal drinking age in japan. hm. well i will draw this anyway

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when you’re envious your friend has a pouch meant for food storage & litters f young that can fit a whole fat caterpillar inside when yours is only meant for one or two babies at a time ( oc )

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ahhh. The Characters

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Anyone who hates Ls successors, know you have a target on your back

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I love how death note is so serious in tone despite Mello’s chocolate addiction

LIKE ITS SO SERIOUS EVEN WHEN ITS LIKE “I could tell it’s Mello cus (whoever got Mel’s call I forgot) could hear a candy wrapper and him eating chocolate is an identifiable trait” AND WHEN THEY FIND THE HIDE OUT THEYRE LIKE “oh yeah that’s way too much chocolate for the average gang hideout he’s here” AND THEY ALL DIE. MELLO EXPLODES.

No reaction Mello eating warehouse boxes full of chocolate anyways let’s show sayu traumatized.

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fem!narumitsu for my beloved @kalanha ^^♥

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omgg everyone kept asking where ryuk was (no one asked that ever) soooo

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I’m so glad people like these, bc they’re like my favourite things ever to draw-

third one could either be in light’s “i forgor” arc or he’s just being fake. whichever’s funnier.

source: Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes! (I changed very little dialogue-)

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does this count as mellodramattic

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okay screw you too 😒

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Had a dream IN a dream today and in the dream inside the dream I was aware it was a dream and I was in an elevator and as soon as I realised I was in a dream Mia Fey said "stop dreaming and wake up" .

This is jow it looked like kinda but the elevator doors were grey oh well

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long hair Mello so scrumptious ALSO BLUE HAIR MATT SPOTTED

outfit lineup for mellow & matt ^^!

PLUS! references for their vehicles! ( well actually matt has multiple cars this is just his favorite / one he drives the most ☝️🤓 )

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the fact that according to how to read, light canonically views Mikami and Takada on the same level of villainy as otoharada and common criminals… i hate (<3) this bitch more every day :))) so they kill other people on your orders, light? And killing people makes them evil, does it? Hm. Why don’t you have a think about that one. Reaallll good long think and get back to me mkay?