lizardperson
lizardperson
[sad tentacle noises]
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# jubi lizardperson # it/its (they/them is fine too) # oldTM (30+) # terfs & tankies kindly fuck off pls # icon by @datura-tea
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lizardperson · 6 seconds ago
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Digital illustrations by Saurvax
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lizardperson · 28 minutes ago
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Pioneering a "how much craft per craft" scale that determines how much of the time you spend doing any given handcraft is actually spent on what a layperson would imagine the core of the craft is vs other associated tasks. Spinning? Mostly actual spinning. Sewing? Mostly ironing. Wood and metalworking? Mostly sanding. Weaving? I've only had a chance to do one project, but from what I can gather from my more experienced friends, it seems to be mostly math.
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lizardperson · 56 minutes ago
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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
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lizardperson · 1 hour ago
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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lizardperson · 2 hours ago
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thank you so much......
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lizardperson · 2 hours ago
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whenever i watch these doomed-to-ruin mentor/mentee movies about obsession and ambition i'm always like man i bet it feels good as fuck to be a terrifying authority figure's chosen protege this guy must've been bricked tf up the entire time shame about the ruin though
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lizardperson · 3 hours ago
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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lizardperson · 3 hours ago
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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?
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lizardperson · 4 hours ago
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have you eroticized the repulsive today? have you applied an element of carnality to what is considered by most to be gruesome, grotesque, and/or monstrous today?
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lizardperson · 4 hours ago
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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lizardperson · 5 hours ago
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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
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lizardperson · 5 hours ago
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lizardperson · 6 hours ago
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Things I believe Heinrix van Calox is NOT:
Taller than 5’10”
Big-dicked
A daddy dom
Sexually experienced beyond a few very embarrassing encounters
A good person
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lizardperson · 6 hours ago
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I never did post Ramir's dread form huh
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lizardperson · 7 hours ago
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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?
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lizardperson · 8 hours ago
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lizardperson · 8 hours ago
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good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"
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