lizardwithacomputer

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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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Tojoctober Day 19. Sea

I don't think I'm ready for this game tbh 🥹🥹

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Very enthused about the idea of Toby doing this with a broom behind his back trying to show Temmie his vision

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

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cruelty for curiositys sake

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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

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I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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Banged on twitter so I’ll post this here

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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You really don't appreciate what a skill giving presentations is before you spend 90 listening to a guy who very much does not have it