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i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human

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Food safety trainings always commit strategic errors by talking about how smart and gifted rats are thereby making them seem cool as fuck

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SOUNDS OF THE UNIVERSE

Oppenheimer (2023) // Scientific American x // Britannica x // Saturn Sounds x // The Realm of Daphnis x // Youtube x // Scientific American x // Musica Universalis x

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I'm disgusting I've been out of my gf's apartment for like 2 hours and I miss her 😔 I sometimes wish I got the lesbian slut gene instead of the lesbian U-Haul gene so this would be a bit easier

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It's interesting how even Tswift agnostics and haters seem to fall into the trap of believing anything in her lyrics is true. I get why fans think that but I honestly just assume she makes shit up. Yes her original persona was about being relatable and using stuff from her life but it doesn't mean she's not fabricating, whether deliberately in a negative way, or deliberately in a creative way

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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you keep saying John Denver and Green Day look like lesbians and I keep biting my tongue and pretending that I don't see HAW HAW DYKES LOOK LIKE MEN WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING LESBO FREAK under the rainbow flag hat you've slapped on it

because it's plain that some of you doing this really don't see it

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Some clarification on a frequently misused term of feminist theory:

All straight women experience compulsory heterosexuality.

No gay men experience compulsory heterosexuality. If anything, gay men, as a group, benefit from compulsory heterosexuality as a social force.

This is not a take or an opinion, this is a clarification of a definition. If the first two points are not true, then the concept you are talking about is, by definition, not compulsory heterosexuality.

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Rrrrrgghg. Rrrrrrrrrrghghghhhh!!!!!!

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Yet another obvious fetish post

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I actually looked up that study country event a while back because i thought it was a black lesbian thing lol it’s just queer white country line dancing lmao they say they made it to ‘honor’ the rich history of queer line dancing which is cool ig but theyre using the name stud ironically or like ‘reclaiming’ it from white men (one of the founders is a white man tho lol) while to my lesbian ears I thought of like a lesbian stud lol. I can’t believe no one has brought up the lesbian stud association to them.

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo obsessed with this. Well how do you expect heterosexuals I mean "queers" to know what a stud is

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Idk it's funny like. Yes indeed we will have a white man and woman as the face of our "queer" line dancing event referencing studs

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When a modern woman is blessed with a body that can move, run, dance, play, and bring her to orgasm; with breasts free of cancer, a healthy uterus, a life twice as long as that of the average Victorian woman, long enough to let her express her character on her face; with enough to eat and a metabolism that protects her by laying down flesh where and when she needs it; now that hers is the gift of health and well-being beyond that which any generation of women could have hoped for before—the Age of Surgery undoes her immense good fortune. It breaks down into defective components the gift of her sentient, vital body and the individuality of her face, teaching her to experience her lifelong blessing as a lifelong curse.

— Naomi Wolf (1990) The Beauty Myth

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