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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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Costume designed by Tom Rand for Elizabeth Taylor in Young Toscanini (1988)

From Kerry Taylor Auctions

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Dress Your Cursed & Haunted Doll in Humiliating Outfits

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cersei inspired by one rijksmuseum painting ❤️‍🔥

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this woman decoded the joanns coupons for her own purposes and i think we should start doing this for more stuff

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It's like they culled these people from the population of Triggering For You Island

Me trying to be so calm and normal around my ILs while they talk about how mentally ill children just need to be beaten. Ok

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Me trying to be so calm and normal around my ILs while they talk about how mentally ill children just need to be beaten. Ok

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heartbreaking! a pretty solid standalone horror story has gotten a continuation that recontextualizes all of its self-contained events as part of a massive & banal "epic" mythos

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Cookie dough? Nope, just the chocolate chip sea cucumber (Isostichopus badionotus). This critter has no true brain: Instead, a complex system of neurons helps it interact with its environment through touch and the ability to feel the presence of light. Found throughout warm, shallow waters in the Atlantic, this species grows about 1 ft (30.5 cm) long. Fun fact: There are more than 1,000 species of sea cucumbers! 

Photo: Matteo Cassella, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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presenting this without commentary

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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

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🙃

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There's no way this doesn't turn out staggeringly misogynist, is there?

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Some nice stuff to think about from the Four Horsemen cookbook. :)

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vance when trump came back from his bbl appointment and caught him sitting in the oval