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i like to tell people when i need to go pee
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what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
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when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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trying to write the first paragraph of a thing

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