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by Ron English

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Stardew Valley is, in fact, an incredibly realistic game

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friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen

me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

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Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

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how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

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Ok these posts lined up perfectly and I just can’t

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my one true love… krobus…

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This flavorful banana cream pie recipe has brown butter in the crust and in the creamy vanilla filling. The filling is layered between fresh ripe bananas and topped with homemade whipped cream. 

https://www.bakedbyanintrovert.com/banana-cream-pie/

Congratulations introvertbaker for having the winning submission November 7, 2018!

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