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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

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i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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Hot girl summer

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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can I come over and look at you like this

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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