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Please shoot me.

he doesn’t age

i still want him to shoot me tho

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She also probably quotes Brittany spears after she shoots the unsub.

this is the gun penelope carry’s in the field

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garcia, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

reid: i never asked a question

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the fact that I am not dating spencer reid is a tragedy

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Maybe its just because im mentally unstable but this makes perfect sense.

Totally random but I find it interesting how Diana Reid and Princess Diana have the same look (big blue eyes, short blonde hair) AND Princess Diana’s maiden name was Spencer like 

AND AND Diana Reid was married to a William and Princess Diana had a son named William LIKE

did criminal minds pay a lil homage to Princess Di or am I just on a sugar rush from all the Halloween candy I’ve been eating???

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matthew gray gubler in the unauthorized docs

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Season two spencer is providing me air to breathe.

I don’t care if it’s a hot take...I’d rather let season 2 Reid have seggsy times with me than season 7 or season 12/13. He’s hotter. Case closed. 🤠yeehaw

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What if i wrote oddly specific, very detailed , also extremely uncalled for fanfiction? Jk.

No but seriously.

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Im gonna be straight with you. This isn't a safe place for the following people:

-matthew morrison

-ed sheeran

-taylor launtner

If you are a fan of said men, you got ten seconds hoe

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Well no, see that's where you're wrong, Billy loomis is excused for his actions because i said so.

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I ARRIVE AT THE BAU

wheels: up profile: given Reid: hot

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE BAU

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he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s miss united states

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Criminal: *breathes in Reid’s direction*

Me:

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I don't remember asking to be attacked like that.

Me after every episode where Reid is hurt/ attacked/ affected in any way that is not sunshine and unicorns:

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Yeah Stu and Billy were gay for each other sorry home of phobes

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Not to be annoying but....

OMG ID LITERALLY DIE FOR THIS MAN. LIKE HE COULD DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME.

he <3

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This didn't happen?

Sam : [Walking around the aquarium looking disspointed]

Mercedes : What did you think a Tiger shark was?