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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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(problematic sitcom episode where a straight actor who is mistakenly under the impression that he needs to be gay to be cast in a gay movie role recruits his gay friend to teach him about stereotypes)

straight guy: I’m just having such a hard time remembering all this information about musicals, who’s sondheim again?

friend (trying to talk in a way that he understands): sondheim is the GOAT, man!

straight guy: oh fuck I thought the goat man was dr dillamond (suddenly gets really angry and starts hitting himself on the head) stupid stupid stupid stupid

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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That’s sad. You’re the one crying in a parking lot.

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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

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"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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ok i’m curious

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the brothers karamazov, fyodor dostoyevsky

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they need to bring back homophobic yaoi