slime-crafters
slime-crafters
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Currently playing: Stardew Valley, Tears of the Kingdom, Fallout: New Vegas
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slime-crafters · 8 days ago
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The most unrealistic thing about stardew is the way all the guys go to their yearly checkup
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slime-crafters · 20 days ago
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Are there any seven-year-olds in this valley who want alcohol, damn
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Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/
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slime-crafters · 29 days ago
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Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/
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slime-crafters · 1 month ago
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I just did the math for the hours I have in stardew across all the platforms I bought copies for
1,614 hours. That is 67 days straight of stardew. If I sat down and played 1,614 hours of stardew, I would have played for 18% of a year. The worst part? I know that these numbers aren't that impressive. Stardew players are deranged 😭
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slime-crafters · 1 month ago
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Guys, can we have a moment of silence for the genuinely impossible glowshroom groto obstacle I got💔
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slime-crafters · 1 month ago
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Haley asked me to bring a chocolate cake to the cake walk during winter one.
What she didn't realize is that I got a chocolate cake in the first week of spring from alex's garbage can. I saved it specifically for this moment. Pam is eating a cake that's probably 99% mold now
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slime-crafters · 2 months ago
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The most american thing about me is that I love driving in video games (just like I like driving in real life). Public transport fears me
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slime-crafters · 2 months ago
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I love when games let you pick up Whatever. I carried a severed hand with me in baldur's gate for multiple weeks by ACCIDENT.
Imagine opening some guy's bag and he's just as shocked as you about what's inside it
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slime-crafters · 2 months ago
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This is not how I wanted to be reminded that gale has had his dogs out for probably ten hours of gameplay at least
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slime-crafters · 2 months ago
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POV V after meeting Joshua Stephenson
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slime-crafters · 2 months ago
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It's actually insane how trusting I am because why is it that twice now that when it's revealed that astarion is a vampire, I've let him suck out all my blood because "he said he'd be careful :3"
This is why I don't believe in survival of the fittest because I should have been dead fifty times over
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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Update: I am level nine at spring 22 and I've gone down the caves twice only. I might have a problem
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Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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Something underrated about game development is the naming conventions of quests. Like I frankly adore when devs name their quests after real-life songs. It's something that's so steeped in the culture that either produced the game or localized it and it's also such a nice way to tease to an audience what the quest will be about
By nature, you likely won't recognize every song reference or how it contributes to the story of a quest. But if you recognize the song? It tells you everything. And then you can speculate about how everything will happen. I just think it's such a neat thing that people truly overlook sometimes.
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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youtube
Me: Oh cool, she uploaded an almost four hour video, this will be fun-
Fiona: This is part one of four
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
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slime-crafters · 3 months ago
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Okay so in my baldur's gate 3 playthrough, I've been going after gale. He and my guy are basically the exact same person, and when I got the chance to, I got with the emperor.
Now, I've been wondering if that's cheating but I've realized I don't think it is (maybe at least if you're with gale. He'd understand)
My reasoning:
Look, if I had a relationship and my wife or whatever was abducted by aliens or something and she didn't get it on with the aliens out of fear of offending me, I would be offended by that. You're squandering a one in a billion chance? Because of ME? No. I don't think so.
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