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The most unrealistic thing about stardew is the way all the guys go to their yearly checkup
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#like this is genuinely more unbelievable to me than the fact that the player mines and fishes and forages AND farms#if i hadn't had needed my vaccination records for nursing classes it will have been probably 2-3 years since seeing my doctor 💀#i'm not saying this is healthy i'm just saying that it's believable
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Are there any seven-year-olds in this valley who want alcohol, damn

Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#why do these children know that they specifically hate mead#i didn't even know what mead was when i was like seven lmao
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Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/
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I just did the math for the hours I have in stardew across all the platforms I bought copies for
1,614 hours. That is 67 days straight of stardew. If I sat down and played 1,614 hours of stardew, I would have played for 18% of a year. The worst part? I know that these numbers aren't that impressive. Stardew players are deranged 😭
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#and by 'stardew players' i do ofc include myself#WE are deranged
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Guys, can we have a moment of silence for the genuinely impossible glowshroom groto obstacle I got💔
#sdv#stardew valley#video games#gaming#i had literally FULL health#i had TEN LIVES. and this ONE obstacle made me lose ALL OF THEM#i had never had a more perfect junimo kart run before this💔💔💔
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Haley asked me to bring a chocolate cake to the cake walk during winter one.
What she didn't realize is that I got a chocolate cake in the first week of spring from alex's garbage can. I saved it specifically for this moment. Pam is eating a cake that's probably 99% mold now
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#i love video games like that where the food item never suffers from any bad qualities#want to drink 14 year old milk? AWESOME!
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The most american thing about me is that I love driving in video games (just like I like driving in real life). Public transport fears me
#video games#gaming#turns out i am MORE than willing not to use fast travel if you just give me a car about it#i will absolutely shrivel up and die if you removed fast travel from skyrim#just like i would shrivel up and die if you took all my bikes and cars away from me in cyberpunk and forced me to fast travel#I LOVE DRIVING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#also: *FREE* PUBLIC TRANSPORT THAT GOES EVERYWHERE IT POSSIBLY CAN#AND THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT HAS TO BE DIVERSE. IM TALKING TAXIS. TRAINS. TRAMS. BUSSES. PUBLIC BIKES. HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE. WHATEVER!!!!!!!#i love public transit#you will NEVER catch me shitting on all of public transport. it's one of the biggest blessings we have. genuinely
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I love when games let you pick up Whatever. I carried a severed hand with me in baldur's gate for multiple weeks by ACCIDENT.
Imagine opening some guy's bag and he's just as shocked as you about what's inside it
#video games#gaming#the best part is the hand was right next to my precious stones i wanted to sell#imagine a guy goes to sell you something and he pushes aside a HAND
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This is not how I wanted to be reminded that gale has had his dogs out for probably ten hours of gameplay at least

#baldur's gate 3#bg3#video games#gaming#for context i accidentally put gale in armor that was in a class he isn't proficient in#i found out that the reason he couldn't cast spells in battle was because he's an incompetent fool in those boots so i took them off#and as a result he had to be barefoot. and in this playthrough i don't really talk to him a ton so i forgor#i am incredibly good at forgoring#he is wearing boots now but i'm tempted to just make him go barefoot again. because it's funny#i feel the desire to torture gale. but mostly because he and i are pretty much the exact same person
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POV V after meeting Joshua Stephenson

#cyberpunk 2077#video games#gaming#420k views holy shit i didn't notice that#that entire side quest was So odd#honestly was obsessed with it
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It's actually insane how trusting I am because why is it that twice now that when it's revealed that astarion is a vampire, I've let him suck out all my blood because "he said he'd be careful :3"
This is why I don't believe in survival of the fittest because I should have been dead fifty times over
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#video games#gaming#yes i would be this trusting irl#in my defense when i started this new save i forgot that he Wouldn't be careful. i still trusted him in the first place though 😭#yeah shit like this is why i think 'survival of the fittest' is the DUMBEST way to describe survival rates#honestly what makes this worse is i hate this guy. holy shit this second save is truly reonforcing that
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Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#I DID IT#this is the quickest i've gotten max skill. it usually takes me until the first week/week and a half of summer one
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Update: I am level nine at spring 22 and I've gone down the caves twice only. I might have a problem

Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#this might be the first or second time i've finished the fishing bundles first
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Something underrated about game development is the naming conventions of quests. Like I frankly adore when devs name their quests after real-life songs. It's something that's so steeped in the culture that either produced the game or localized it and it's also such a nice way to tease to an audience what the quest will be about
By nature, you likely won't recognize every song reference or how it contributes to the story of a quest. But if you recognize the song? It tells you everything. And then you can speculate about how everything will happen. I just think it's such a neat thing that people truly overlook sometimes.
#video games#gaming#i imagine the game devs making the game rub their hands together because they can title their quest after their favorite song#kind of like when i was fourteen writing original fiction and i just HAD to include lyrics to my favorite twenty-one pilots song#there's something special about including your favorite songs and art and everything into your creative projects#i specify music because that's my biggest special interest. it's genuinely an unhealthy relationship#but i think people TRULY sleep on how culture affects the way you create and how you communicate your art to others#anyway yeah. i love cyberpunk for doing this btw. they're uncluding ALL of my favorite artists and songs#also yes this unironically makes me feel Big Feelings
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Me: Oh cool, she uploaded an almost four hour video, this will be fun-
Fiona: This is part one of four
#stardew valley#sdv#video games#gaming#sorry i don't usually post this stuff but this is almost absurd and i LOVE it#i'm watching this for the second time. i don't even particularly think about shane#hell i thought i was not normal about my feelings for alex. i thought i was overdoing it#oh to love something the way that fiona does... i think that would fix me (would it?)#guys i'm OBSESSED with how she speaks if that makes sense??? i find it very satisfying#like her cadence and pitch and volume are perfect. this seems like such a weird compliment but i love her videos because of how she talks
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Realizing I have a problem with fishing because you get the rod at day two. I am halfway through maxing out the entire fishing skill and it hasn't even been a week
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Okay so in my baldur's gate 3 playthrough, I've been going after gale. He and my guy are basically the exact same person, and when I got the chance to, I got with the emperor.
Now, I've been wondering if that's cheating but I've realized I don't think it is (maybe at least if you're with gale. He'd understand)
My reasoning:
Look, if I had a relationship and my wife or whatever was abducted by aliens or something and she didn't get it on with the aliens out of fear of offending me, I would be offended by that. You're squandering a one in a billion chance? Because of ME? No. I don't think so.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#video games#gaming#i specify aliens in my example because i believe in those existing before mindflayers for some reason. i don't know#in fact i would tell my wife to make sure she tells me EVERYTHING for science sake#nsfw warning#nsfw text#i don't know??? i guess?????
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