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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

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less 'you inconvenienced me in the past and i've held a grudge ever since but unfortunately now you're hot'

and more, like, i dunno,

you wronged me in a way i never thought i could forgive and i swore revenge; i improved myself in every way because of the memory of what you did, so that i would be ready when the time came to take you down; but i knew that thing about two graves, i knew when i ended you it might ruin me too, so I dug them both in preparation; i took my time getting your measure so that i could counter every horrid thing about you (trying to ignore the not-so-horrid things i found interspersed in them); but somewhere, somewhere along that line i found myself becoming the you that you were when you hurt me; more than understanding, i began to see what you saw: what you thought you were fighting back then. in me. in a way, even, you might have prevented me from becoming worse. and those two graves, I'm starting to think, might be better used after we've grown old together

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks

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billions of dollars and untold environmental damage for this groundbreaking technology

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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I’m so allergic to people who’re like “Why should I make plans for the future when everything is going to shit” as if things haven’t been going to shit continuously since the dawn of time.

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

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Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

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Men will literally attempt to reshape the world in their image by committing mass murder with a magic notebook instead of going to therapy.

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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

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