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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: you say in caps lock.

KITTY: true. i didn't end up with a backstabbing cheat, so yeah... could be worst.

KITTY: oh totally. i'm all about the wedding aesthetic, and blue is in.

LIZZIE: I SAID TRYING.

LIZZIE: and artie has 10/10 arms too.

LIZZIE: GREAT.

LIZZIE: also i need some objective answer: am i hotter or is max hotter????

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LIZZIE 📲 AIDEN

AIDEN: you're both very attractive.

LIZZIE: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: lol you don't know chill.

KITTY: but my wedding still counts. i didn't continue the day in the face of disaster for it to not.

KITTY: have blue as your accent color doesn't count as your something blue.

KITTY: just for the record.

LIZZIE: i AM TRYING

LIZZIE: I think you were very resourceful. And you got a nice husband RIGHT

LIZZIE: but still works right? For the aesthetic?

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: You're a little late for that. You know this.

KITTY: Oh thank god. Blue I can work with.

LIZZIE: I just didn't know if that one counted I'M TRYING TO BE CHILL ABOUT IT

LIZZIE: PERF. Blue is a nice color. And it gives luck, right?

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: I'm not planning a wedding that's going to be better than mine. I'm way too petty for that.

KITTY: Red and blue....

KITTY: This is a wedding, not a fourth of july backyard bbq.

LIZZIE: OHHHH i'm gonna help you with EVERYTHING YOU NEED WHEN THE TIMES COMES.

LIZZIE: I DIDN'T MEAN TOGETHER.

LIZZIE: okay blue. i'm sticking with blue.

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: I told you, I work miracles. Your wedding might be the second best one this town has ever seen.

KITTY: Tell me your favorite color.

KITTY: Actually scratch that, tell me what colors match your skin tone.

KITTY: No, this isn't for your wedding dress. That will obvi be white.

LIZZIE: Second best???????????

LIZZIE: Red probably, but blue is REAL NICE TOO.

LIZZIE: That's.... Something i don't know???

LIZZIE: OBVS. But I think red and blue also work.

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: HE'S SAD YOU DON'T LIKE HIS DANCING JUST SO YOU KNOW

ARTIE: Well, I need more

ARTIE: Liz. You and I know it's not real. I am also getting a divorce in 9 months. So.

LIZZIE: OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE TOLD YOU

LIZZIE: You can touch his butt, with his permission.

LIZZIE: You gotta admit it's the perfect romcom setting. AND YOU WERE TOGETHER IN HIGH SCHOOL. It's all kind of cute.

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TEXT 📲 KITTY & LIZZIE

KITTY: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/0d/c8/b6/0dc8b6d202472bfd16f4b7869fa55173.jpg

KITTY: thoughts?

KITTY: i mean... it's happening anyway, but you can have an opinion ig.

LIZZIE: ..... Kitty you just made me cry.

LIZZIE: That's the most me thing i have seen for a wedding I AM IN TEARS

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LIZZIE 📲 CAT

LIZZIE: DID YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SOCCER TOURNAMENT.

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: Fair. Are you marrying Max for the name? :O

ARTIE: WILL YOU SHARE THOUGH?

ARTIE: I said we. WE. Cause you are getting married like...for real. Things are getting so serious out of the blue. Like...can life like STOP?

LIZZIE: Well IT'S NOT FOR HIS DANCING ABILITIES THAT'S FOR SURE

LIZZIE: YOU CAN LOOK.

LIZZIE: well yoU DID IT FIRST TBH. And it's like, kinda real.

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: It sounds like a Gossip Girl character,tbh

ARTIE: PLEASE. I have Jesse and Sam. Enough married man to thirst over tbh

ARTIE: I don't know? I don't think it's a given and I had never asked you before.

ARTIE: Don't take this the wrong way but I can barely believe you are getting married. I mean, we so old.

LIZZIE: RIGHT. The life I deserve T_T

LIZZIE: My married man is hotter EXCUSE YOU.

LIZZIE: ...DID YOU JUST CALL ME OLD?

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: Elizabeth Westbrook does too.

ARTIE: Max really just has a really posh last name.

ARTIE: Wasn't sure if you were going to take it though, tbh

LIZZIE: Lizzie Westbrook T_T T_T

LIZZIE: Don't thirst over my boyfriend plse I HAVE ENOUGH WITH AIDEN.

LIZZIE: COURSE I AM. Why wouldn't I?

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: NOW THAT YOU ARE GETTING A FANCY WEDDING YOU WANT TO BE *AURORA*?

LIZZIE: bro

LIZZIE: BRO.

LIZZIE: AURORA WESTBROOK SOUNDS SO NICE

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LIZZIE 📲 ARTIE

ARTIE: ARE YOU FOR REAL ELIZABETH?

ARTIE: THE NERVE

LIZZIE: MY NAME IS AURORA IDK WHAT TO TELL U

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LIZZIE 📲 JACKIE

JACKIE: Oh gosh yes yes okay I will gladly help with that! Although I totally get the desire to go over the top. I'm a sucker for being extra.

JACKIE: Oh my gosh can I please?! That sounds like so much fun!

LIZZIE: STOP YOU ALL. STOP.

LIZZIE: PERFECT. I'll come back to my apartment and I'll see you there??

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LIZZIE 📲 CARMEN

CARMEN: You are a very special woman, that's for sure.

CARMEN: I do think it's boring, but I doubt it will be for long with everyone coming back to town. I have a feeling a lot of drama will be stirred up. Does work keep you that busy?

LIZZIE: I felt the same, if I'm honest. Everyone's dramas are kind coming back? It feels like high school all over again.

LIZZIE: This week has been a lot, tbh. But at least I'M BACK TO NORMAL HOURS.

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LIZZIE 📲 SANTANA

SAN: A big ass wedding is a big ass party.

SAN: It may cost some money, but it's always worth it.

SAN: Open bar?? Please say yes.

LIZZIE: i plan to be so wasted by the END SO WASTED.

LIZZIE: YES. Open bar. FOR SURE.

LIZZIE: If Max wants to be a horrible and spend all his money on this, IT WILL BE THE BEST PARTY.