lkttheories

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Can you post a link to Lets Kill Tonight?

here you go

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lkt theory: dan walks into the bedroom, he is wearing nothing but a singular feather over his penis (his way of being exotic and spicing up their love life) SUDDENLY A BIRD FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW PECKING AT HIS DICK BUT ITS NOT JUST ANY BIRD ITS A PARROT THAT KEEPS SCREAMING 'FUCK YOU ASSHOLE' danny boy dies. rip dan

OH MY GOD

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OMG I REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO DIE IN LKT LMAO

same lol

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dan wakes up from a horrible dream and finds himself looking at her twerking with miley cyrus

holy shit that would actually terrify me imagine just seeing miley cyrus twerking over you

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okay so dan just randomly blurts out one day through skype how much he misses you

and you're like "Don't be stupid, Howell. I miss you too." bc like he's your boyfriend and shit and how could you not miss that cute face

but he just shakes his head like "No, Maude. i miss you. like yeah i miss you and junk because your across a whole ocean from me but i miss you. specifically you under me" and he's kinda blushing but you really can't tell because skype quality is shit but w/e

and you agree with him because holy goddamn hell you can make all the jokes you want about dan wanting his flatmate but that doesn't change the fact that he is fucking gorgeous and not exactly lacking in the genital area

and you guys start talking dirty and shit and he's blushing and you can feel yourself getting more and more turned on when out of npwhere he kinda just blurts out "i bet you'd want me to fuck you like danny boy would, huh?"

and you're hella surprised because that blog has been out of your life for ages now that you get to be living your imagines but you haven't forgotten how hot your bad boy portrayal of dan was so you're kinda like fuck yeah and you guys keep it up with the sexy talks before going to bed because it's four in the morning and dating dan is dangerous for your sleeping schedule but you don't exactly care

when you wake up the next day you hear someone pounding on your door and you're about to give whoever it is hell for bothering you until you see that it's dan and the minute you guys make eye contact you're about to say hi and holy shit why are you here i missed you when he grabs you and pushes you up against the nearest wall

and holy shit

okay

okay

lkt is actually tumblr!dan and tumblr!maude roleplaying to spice up their sex lives

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lkttheories is back and i have never laughed harder. lkt danny boy is actually the narrators 3rd cousin, they are both disgusted and vow never to speak to one another again

holy shit oh man

so dan and the chick is making out in her bedroom and she's down to her underwear

and they're about to have sex when her dad burst in

just like I KNOW WHY THAT BOY LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

and they both just stare like frozen in surprise and his hand is still at her bra clasp about to open it and her dad's just like

WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NO THAT'S YOU COUSIN

YOU'RE COUSINS

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SICK

and they both just scramble for their clothes like ew ew ew ew and like complete grossed out and oh my god i can't stop laughing holy shit

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Call me stupid but what does lkt stand for?

let's kill tonight :)

it's this lame fanfic this chick put up that has a shitton of fans idk man i think it's lame

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lkt never gets finished because maude leaves the blog to start a 5sos imagines blog with joanne

the audience has an outrage

everyone is screaming

the world implodes

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she walks in on dan and phil getting frisky

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dan gets her in his bed and suddenly realized that he was gay for phil all along

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lkt is actually tumblr!dan and tumblr!maude roleplaying to spice up their sex lives

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dan is a ghost

she is a ghost

everyone is a ghost except for pj

pj is insane

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dan gets road head and gets so distracted that he accidentally swerves into the wrong lane

they collide with a truck

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she wakes up in a mental hospital

dan does not exist

this was all a dream

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when dan was still pretty young and inexperienced he ends up with a girlfriend and he tries to act all cool about it but admits to phil that he's never kissed a girl before and phil teaches him how

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i want lkt

like regular lkt of course

but also like backstories

especially a chris backstory

pls pls pls

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she's gives birth to the terrifying crossbreed of chris and pj and has to wipe off tears as she watched her son stand as the best man to dan and phil's wedding