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“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever
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Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)
A mutant: sure what’s it called?
Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants
Mutant: w
Mutant: why’s it called that
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beauty vlogger: “so this is more of a night out party look..”
me: *wears look to an 8am final exam*
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After six years, 4,200 hours of shooting, and 720,000 pictures, wildlife photographer Alan McFadyen finally managed to take a perfect shot of a kingfisher diving into the water with no splash.
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one of my top 10 favorite childhood memories was going to the garden store with my parents as a kid where they had one of these bad boys

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