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they dont know about my little kitty paws

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Tell me about Obeka? Are you planning a deck around her or more interested in her lore and art?

using this as a poorly veiled excuse to post my shitty meme i spent a little too long on

big rant below the cut lol

her card itself, however, is so fucking convoluted that reading the card does the opposite of explaining the card and any time you build an obeka brute chronologist deck its like proof reading court documents but i mean that in the most enjoyable way like i fucking love how janky and insane she is

so! i already have an obeka deck and it is one of my favorites she was a one-off character in the first commander legends print. she wasnt an important or returning character, or anyone with much lore, she just had a singular excerpt amongst the hundred or so other one-offs added to that set.

anyway heres that excerpt;

Obeka, Brute Chronologist

Obeka will punch you into next week—literally. An ogre mage who breaks the flow of time through brute force, Obeka isn't concerned with piddling details like causality. A right cross from her will knock the baby teeth right into your mouth, and her uppercut is so powerful, your mother will feel it twenty years ago.

Obeka wants nothing more than to live an enjoyable life full of earthly pleasures and knock-down, drag-out fights. Good and bad are of little interest to her, as her only concern is if something sounds fun. She lives exclusively in the moment, and if that moment goes south, she'll beat it out of existence. If you get in her way, consider your wish that you were never born granted.

like--can i be or marry this character holy shit????

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how do y'all not let the things you like consume your entire being

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I wanna taste, wanna get you goin'

WoL (Lindsey) x Y'shtola

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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Fried Chicken & Waffles (via Instagram)

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👒✨ the bennet sisters ✨🦢

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I’ve only been drawing Leo lately

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She's a nice addition to the party

Roy (the human) belongs to @cila-17 the hare and the cannibal bitch belong to me.

meme from this.

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Talia put her little boy in a Batman costume

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Daredevil is in the trunk, he didn't fit.

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she here and shes beautiful

also her power went down and toughness went up so she lost muscle mass and got a fatter ass--my girl is on bestrogen