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jacked off with a completely empty mind while staring at a lemon
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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dashboard simulator
mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]
mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care
mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing
mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF
mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder
mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]
mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude
mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]
mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]
mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all
mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING
mutual 11: [filtered post]
mutual 12: [filtered post]
mutual 13: [filtered post]
mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey
mutual 14: [filtered post]
mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]
mutual 15: [filtered post]
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lets all go here
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Issa & Paul Baker in ADULTS 1.08 | The Mail
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SUPRIYA GANESH as DR. SAMIRA MOHAN THE PITT, 1.12 "6:00 P.M."
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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.
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"And I'm not you. I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year. You are too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you." BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2005, dir. Ang Lee
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Hjernen er alene - SKAM, 3.05
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over on twitter they’re currently having lesbian discourse about whether or not femmes can wear packers but i haven’t been able to participate in the discourse because every time my brain conceptualizes femmes wearing packers i immediately get lightheaded and pass out from all the blood rushing to my
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my mom may be an emotionally manipulative cunt but she did have fresh pasta waiting for me in the fridge when i arrived home at 1:30am so. bless her for that
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