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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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:3

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YOOOO ITS MATHEW!!!! For a sec when I first saw this I was like "wow this Odysseus fan art looks kinda like the art style of tiny cabinet" and that's cuz it was! And it's not Odysseus haha

i was inspired by paul simons song "You Can Call Me Al." The lyrics are so relatable for my OC Matthew!! so heres some drawings of my sweet boi :)

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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All he hears are screams

(a scene from the watch party)

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Gumball is back and I made the new logo! 🌀💟

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sleepover

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My parents love to watch cooking shows, particularly America's Test Kitchen and the YouTube show Food Wishes. My mother finds the voice of Chef John, host of Food Wishes, extremely soothing, which is funny because he has a wildly unusual vocal cadence. If you've never seen a Food Wishes video, look one up and brace yourself.

Yesterday they stumbled over ATK's Detroit Pizza segment, and then looked up Chef John's video about it, and Mum texted me to ask if I ever made Detroit pizza. It's pretty much the only kind I make, so she asked if I'd make it with them when I visit home in a few days. She even spent this morning shopping for the right kind of pan. She's thrilled that I make my own pizza sauce, so now she's making a grocery list for what she needs to buy before I arrive. I also pointed out that there's a Jet's Pizza on the way from the Austin airport to their place, so the plan is to pick me up, stop at Jet's to get a "benchmark", then go home, where we will sample Jet's while I make the dough (which needs to rise slow and cold overnight) and the sauce, and the next day we will make our own.

I am bringing home, in my checked luggage, a bag of King Arthur pizza flour and a bottle of my preferred pizza sauce seasoning (Mie Radici brand).

It's both funny and sweet that a love of Detroit pizza appears to be genetic, even for a family that has zero historical connection to Detroit.

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My parents love to watch cooking shows, particularly America's Test Kitchen and the YouTube show Food Wishes. My mother finds the voice of Chef John, host of Food Wishes, extremely soothing, which is funny because he has a wildly unusual vocal cadence. If you've never seen a Food Wishes video, look one up and brace yourself.

Yesterday they stumbled over ATK's Detroit Pizza segment, and then looked up Chef John's video about it, and Mum texted me to ask if I ever made Detroit pizza. It's pretty much the only kind I make, so she asked if I'd make it with them when I visit home in a few days. She even spent this morning shopping for the right kind of pan. She's thrilled that I make my own pizza sauce, so now she's making a grocery list for what she needs to buy before I arrive. I also pointed out that there's a Jet's Pizza on the way from the Austin airport to their place, so the plan is to pick me up, stop at Jet's to get a "benchmark", then go home, where we will sample Jet's while I make the dough (which needs to rise slow and cold overnight) and the sauce, and the next day we will make our own.

I am bringing home, in my checked luggage, a bag of King Arthur pizza flour and a bottle of my preferred pizza sauce seasoning (Mie Radici brand).

It's both funny and sweet that a love of Detroit pizza appears to be genetic, even for a family that has zero historical connection to Detroit.

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Old king, our leader is dead You've destroyed the serpent's head Now the rest of us are no longer a threat Old king, forgive us instead So that no more blood is shed Let's have open arms instead

No

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