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this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding

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he's cute and everyone is very normal about him

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sorry for disappearing again

capitalism. you know how it is

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I miss your Mountain so much may I please see him + side question - have u come up with a design for unmasked Phantom?

here is some half naked mountain with a banana clip because hes ~`*worth it*`~ :> and i drew some unmasked phantom here!

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ah yes. more zephrit for the masses.... ^^

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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honey we have guests bring out the fine china

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C'mon don't be losers, instead of doing Watcher subscription giveaways just literally buy esims for Gaza or donate to non-profit charities like Care for Gaza, which actually help affected Palestinians and deliver food and other necessities to them. There's also a bunch for Sudan like the one set up by the ICRC. Don't give $6 just for a man to eat expensive shit on camera when that $6 can do so much for an entire nation of starving people.

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waking up at 6am for a job I just started 👍🏻

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Uk journalists are wanting to talk to under 18 trans people who DIY their hormones.

DO NOT. DO NOT TALK TO JOURNALISTS. NEVER TALK TO THE MEDIA ABOUT DIY. OR ANYTHING. TREAT THEM LIKE THE POLICE. DO NOT FUCKING SPEAK.

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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

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rory

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I would like to confess something

I have seen so many head cannons on this app that I liked and reblogged, saving for later drawing inspiration

and I always forgot that I was going to draw them

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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints