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I love this

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When I say I like men- feral men. Men that whisper "fuck" everytime they see a picture of you. How they make it known you are theirs and how the scent of you causes their dicks to stand straight up. How everytime they look at you, you know they are going to pin you down and take your holes till you're sore. Where not a inch of you is without bites. Without bruises. Without a mark that you are completely off limits.

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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centaur

(she/him)🏳️‍⚧️

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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I've had bdsm scenes with less psychosexual Dominance/submission undertones than whatever is going on with those guys in fast and/or big trucks on the highway.

Like, I'm sorry I'm in front of you and I'm not doing 20 over the speed limit. I promise this is solely because I'm trying to get to work in relative safety. It wasn't intended as a slight on the size or quality of your reproductive organs, as you have clearly interpreted it.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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its FUNNY LAIOS FRIDAY!!!! tag to totally FUNNY LAIOS your friends!!!

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you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Limiting the choice to the shows and movies I have seen/know of. I'm not asking who the first actor you have seem playing Arthur was, rather the one you instinctively think about when someone mentions him or the one closest to your heart.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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really enjoying this series

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trans girls who aren't on HRT I love you. trans girls who pad their bras I love you. trans girls who don't know how to do makeup I love you. trans girls who are tired I love you. I love you all. we're gonna make it through this.