local-oncologist

[local-oncologist]

*flops onto your lap and pokes your nose* blah

[hands hovering in the air, unsure what to do]

uh… blah?

[local-oncologist]

what if i give him Vicodin

is this the type of situation where gen z says “fuck around and find out?” because i’m gonna tell you to fuck around and find out!

he will see you as, essentially, a vicodin provider and he will not leave you alone, and will use you as a supplier for his addiction.

[local-oncologist]

I noticed you spelt color with a u

Are you secretly British..? 😨

oh no… you have discovered my secret identity…

[local-oncologist]

Have you ever watched Dead Poets Society? What're your thoughts?

ahh, Dead Poets Society

i’ve watched it and the moral of the movie really stuck with me. Is it really fulfilling just to live as mere men every single day? The same hours, the same routine, even the same people. Is what you’re doing truly your passion?

We are mortal. We are vincible. One day, we will succumb to the scythe of the Grim Reaper. So, as they say, carpe diem!

on an off note: one of the characters look really similar to me! so that’s really cool too

[local-oncologist]

favourite monster truck?

The Black Stallion.

The name is cool, the colours are cool—why wouldn’t i love it?

[local-oncologist]

read your url as cockologist is this real

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[stares at you with my mouth agape] perhaps you should… have your eyes checked?

[local-oncologist]

Wilson you disappeared I miss you

Come back please :(

oh i apologise for going AWOL!! there was a management change at the hospital recently and i was suddenly given a buttload of case files (new patients). i’ve been too preoccupied with work

and too busy dealing with House…

[local-oncologist]

Do u have any kids with House???

that’s biologically impossible

[local-oncologist]

//should I make a lesbian Lisa blog 💔💔💔💔

yes, of course! you should do what your heart tells you to do—live with no regrets!!

[local-oncologist]

whats your opinion on my little pony

it’s a great kids show, of course!

[local-oncologist]

what do u do on Sundays? Do u prefer staying in or going out

i work on sundays

there’s not much in the life of a head oncologist, but if i have a rare day off, i’d like to spend it catching up on some sleep before House inevitably comes to ruin my day

[local-oncologist]

Do the Houses ever gang up on you lol

fortunately no, at least not yet…

[local-oncologist]

Do you like swimming

it’s okay, i guess. it’s not like i have time for it anyway

[local-oncologist]

I’m so hungry I could eat Todd Anderson

why would you engage in cannibalism??

(on an off-note: why do i have a tingling feeling like the universe is being messed with?)

[local-oncologist]

do you like gossip? what about blackmail?

i feel like if gossip is inevitable in the hospital. i hear tidbits of everything every time i pass by the nurses station, so i know a little, i guess (and gossip is a good form of entertainment) so i like it!

as for blackmail… i’ll gladly take it if it concerns House

[local-oncologist]

where would you put yourself on the kinsey scale?

umm what is the kinsey scale?

[local-oncologist]

Is house protective over his mini-me?

i guess you could say that. he would never admit it, but he always looks out for her