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reeds fc dropped a new mv today whadda man.

very reed energy. the fashion and all.

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reeds def based on all my trailer park friends who would smoke meth and then go dirt bike ridin except he dont smoke meth

like he tried it once as a teen and was like nah... 

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the wallpaper makes itself

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pov: he calls u baby in that deep ass voice he got

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i want a multiple person group thread where josephs getting divorced and everyones kiki’ing in the peanut gallery about it. or kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’ing about anything really. just know that there’s multiple people arguing with a judge!!!

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joseph: so i took this pretty lil thang out to a restaurant and the bill came out to ‘bout like $400-ish. and i told them to split the bill and they told me i was a jerk because i didn’t warn them about that. -_- am i the asshole for that? also i borrowed their car and crashed it goin’ to palo alto. and i accidentally called their dad a ho. am i the asshole?

reed and stefon: 

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very proud of the fact that reed and stefon are gonna be there for joseph when he goes through divorce #6.

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a theme song of this blog.

the room is spinning and i'm not winning it's about 3:42 and i don't know where the bathroom is my friends say you should eat something but i'm not hungry just wanna keep dancing in this corner, baby this song is jammin' so let's just slide on the dance floor, baby on to the dance floor

i just wanna party you should be here with me in this ecstasy baby i just wanna party you should be here with me in this ecstasy baby i just wanna party you should be here with me i'm on ecstasy, baby i just wanna party you should be here with me in this ecstasy, baby

who are you? why you talking so loud? i forgot you was my friend your purse is nice, baby is it leather? or could it be suede? i'm confused as hell stuck in pattern grid world don't want it to stop uhhh, uh, huh oh shit, i'm fucked up.

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the hubris of man, bro

our eternal folly, dude

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no tea no shade but…. life is actually really great and worth living

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[I just feel like z should run into stefon just because I think it would be funny - maybe z has been to the block party a time or two - we'll see. idk. just kind of running it over in my mind.

although joseph though.. will be thinking about his awfulness too. if i think of something particular for him I will let you know - but the interest is there. ]

stefon is a financial curmudgeon, but he really likes to socialize. he has to socialize... he’s a complete extrovert. and u pair that with the fact that he can appreciate a good art gallery? ya... and stefon always recognizes the ppl that come to the block party. he’d invite z to the dj booth, they can cut up a little bit until dipping to a restaurant down the street for pancakes glfkdjgdlk. stefs cool! he’d have a lot of qs about what z is doin w. their work and stuff.

joseph. ...

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joseph getting drunk and texting z about why his relationships fall apart knowin damn well its because he’s an asshole. joe is capable of being ok tho! he just sucks at love. will always suck at it. its a shame hes so beautiful and curly haired.

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the pad.

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*vine voice* oh my god, they were room mates.

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joseph was supposed to be divorced 3 time but my husband said make it 5 because 3 isn’t as funny.

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reed's two room mates.

you can thread w. them by request!

to your left is stefon epperson [ said like STEH-FAWN… not no basic shit like steven / stephen. ]. he owns a skating rink called the block party in oakland, he’s pretty shit at running it himself because he’s always in his office smoking like a fucking chimney. however!!! management takes care of everything and it’s a fun time… a lot of disco balls. he’s 38, has a tendency to not follow through with plans, and has a mr. krabs like grip on his funds. he gets on reed’s nerves because he always has someone over to have disturbingly loud Relations™. joseph doesn’t really care. joseph’s barely home anyway. speaking of!!!

to your right is joseph serrano. 39. divorced five times because he’s horribly noncommitted to anyone and you cannot captain save-a-ho your way into his heart, kind of histrionic at times. he’s a producer dismayed that most of his clientele is shitty soundcloud rappers because he loves to make bossa nova music. also a dj. he does stream dj’ing only, you’re not gonna find him in a club where people can actually breathe around him wtf.