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(via zuulosdovah) For the rakepick thing you posted: “You’ve inspired me, professor. You know what, I WILL learn the cruciatus curse. And the killing curse. And imperio too, just so I can make you apologise to Bill and Merula for what you did to them. And then I’ll make you do a little tapdance. It’ll be fun!”

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you ever just *whip* *dab* realize you’ve been pronouncing ben copper as ben cooper for years

tf when you’ve been pronouncing your best friend’s last name wrong for the past FIVE YEARS because he’s too anxious to correct you

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Listen, after seeing your post about what to say to Rakepick, the first thing that came to mind was from a post about the Mona Lisa I think? It would change a bit for mc, but it'd be something like "Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, people in this school have been trying to kill me for a while now, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bycicle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together"

h……….. her hair is on the wrong side………………..

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Hogwarts Mystery characters as Troubled Birds:

Rowan:

Ben:

Penny:

Tonks:

Tulip:

Jae:

Talbott:

Charlie:

Merula:

Ismelda:

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Another drawing based on the Date Mission of Hogwarts Mystery but this time with Mathias Cox and Merula Snyde... In a parody of the sushi bar scene of "Monster Inc"

Mathias Cox by @theevildoc

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MC’s Faculty Relationships

Snape:

Rakepick:

McGonagall:

Flitwitck:

Hooch:

Kettleburn and Sprout:

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tonks you’re literally a metamorPHMAGUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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06.30.2019 || just tell me i’m not like her

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Tonks: Bad news- Kingsley locked his keys in his office.

Tonks: Good news- We didn’t have to wait for a locksmith.

Tonks : Bad news- Kingsley found it concerning that I know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I didn’t want to tell him that I learned it because when I was thirteen I thought it was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

Tonks: Good news- A hot person saw me do it.

Tonks: Bad news- It was Charlie and since he’s seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too darn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what. It’s too late. He knows.

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“Alright, listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.”

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what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck whAT THE FUCK!!???

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First Date! or the time Neon realized she has actual feelings - Part 1

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*slaps the roof of hphm*

This game app can hold So Much Angst!!!!

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idk who crowly and ahsahsfadfahfdsh are or why they keep showing up on my dash but i support them 

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That was smooth, Ben, but I'm proud you in some way