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> Troll Mikala

You sigh as you pull out your palmhusk, totally unsure of how this will actually end up. You send the first message and hope for the best.

adjunctConcussion [AC] began trolling terminallyTorpedo [TT] AC: hey AC: tt you around? AC: i have soMething iMportant to ask you TT: HOLY 5HI7 FUCKASS WHA7 DO YOU WAN7 OWO AC: oh nice there you are AC: check it out check it out i have a proposition AC: check this out: areyoutiredofbeingnice.jpg TT: OH 5HI7 OH FUCK WHA7 AR3 W3 G377ING IN7O OWO AC: i have a sudden urge to just go apeshit and theres a weird underground library near My hive and i think we should like fuck it up AC: at least see whats up inside ive never been in and it seeMs iMportant TT: IM ALWAY5 DOWN TO FUCK 5HI7 UP HOW LONG DO W3 GO7 OWO AC: giMMie like an hour More or less and then bOOM!!! we go and fuck it up can you get here that quick TT: D3FINI73LY S33 YOU IN A BI7 FUCKER OWO terminallyTorpedo [TT] stopped trolling adjunctConcussion [AC]

That went a lot better than you expected, and now have around an hour to yourself. To wait. And remember how lonely you are. Hmm. Don't like that. What will you do?

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> Cause Chaos!

You get a sudden urge to cause chaos. That sounds super fun and a good distraction from how weird today has been. However, you don't think you can really chaos appropriately without a buddy. Luckily, you happen to know a Mikala. And by knowing a Mikala you have the perfect companion to cause as much chaos as is possible by troll hands. Maybe even by god hands, you haven't ever tested it. Also, there's this like, gigantic underground library like, right by your house you were wanting to check out anyway, so all in all this seems like a great idea. The only downside is that you're going to have to get out your palmhusk and actually troll Mikala. Which, is going to be just so much to deal with, you really wish your flask wasn't currently empty at this point. Oh well, no reason to keep putting it off, you may as well just get it over with now.

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>Stare out of your window

You decide to make your way over to the window and stare at the city. You decided to build your hive on the outskirts of a town instead of inside, mostly so you could pretend it was a good decision while being close enough to civilization for your guilty pleasures. Besides, what fun is shooting off MASSIVE FIREWORKS if there aren't people around for it to bother? It's no fun. That's how much fun it is. Zero. The Emperess Is Watching no matter where you go anyway, so this seems like the best decision you could have made, and that is absolutely how you feel and not you desperately trying to justify your poor decision retroactively. This was absolutely 100% a good idea, no question about it. Stop asking questions about it. What will you do?

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>Arm Yourself

Something tells you to arm yourself. You already have your arms, so one can only assume it's the paranoia telling you to grab some sort of strife kind. You happen to have an entire drawer filled with your particular strife kind: Firextkind. It's pretty useful because of all of the fireworks. And lets be honest, you're not particularly the most careful when making explosions. Where's the fun if you can't lose an arm? You did equip a fire extinguisher on accident and now that's what's you're working with. It's not your favorite thing, but damn these things are heavy. Also, you can't wait to get knocked out of your spaceship and then use the force from the extinguisher foam to push you back into the ship all bad-ass and such. It's going to slap wicked hot nook and you already can see it in your head. You've been awfully chatty to no one in particular today and you don't want to think about that too hard. What will you do?

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> Pretend your pillow is Skytte Malley and hug it to cope with your sadness.

You decide to pretend your pillow is Skytte Malley and hug it to cope with your sadness. It's definitely just platonic. You're not imagining her wrapping her big strong arms around you. You're definitely not thinking about how nice it would be to hear her say that your hair looks nice today, or she thinks you've done something cute with your horns. It's definitely, absolutely 100% platonic and there is absolutely no red feelings below any of these clearly platonic actions. You gnaw on the pillow softly and remember that the flask is almost always empty, and you begin to feel better, if a little warm and embarrassed. What will you do?

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> Hiss like a motherfucker and prepare your desk gourmet-style.

What? What does that even mean? You just had the saddest possible thing in all of paradox space happen to you, and then someone tells you to hiss like a motherfucker and to prepare your desk gourmet-style? Absolutely not. Preposterous even. You decide to brush this intrusive thought aside and continue on your way. What will you do?

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>GET YE FLASK

You decide to listen to the voice screaming at you to grab a flask. Luckily, you always have your flask on you! Music swells, the audience goes wild, and you feel an overwhelming happiness swallow you, happiness like you've never felt before. Unfortunately, as you go to take a swig from your flask, you quickly realize that it is empty and you are overcome with a sadness the world has never seen before. You may never be happy again. What will you do?

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>Introduce yourself

You decide introductions are in order! Good on you. Your name is SITHIS KHORNE and you are 9 Sweeps Old. Your interests include ACTION MOVIES, HOMEMADE FIREWORKS, PILOTING SPACECRAFT, and GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. You dream about being a DASHING SPACE PILOT with a BADASS CREW and DESTROYING THE EMPRESS' FLEET but you would never talk about that out loud. Usually you can be found surfing the internet to find some shitty memes or watching kick ass movies like DIE HARD or DIE HARDER. There is one troll that you constantly hear about, Skytte Malley. She seems realy cool, she's intent on MURDERING A WHOLE SHITTON OF SEADWELLERS, and given THE EMPRESS' DYSTOPIAN REGIME that definitely feels pretty badass to you and honestly it would be super cool to meet her some day. It's not like you have a CRUSH or anything, absolutely not that's absurd. It's purely platonic in nature. Your trolltag is adjunctConcussion and you write in a way that Makes gOOd use of your syMbol and giving you a little bit of OOMph!!!

Now what are you going to do?

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>Contemplate your time

About a minute in, you realize you've already seen this one. Mikala sent it to you a few weeks ago. You sigh, and consider that perhaps you should try to do something productive with your time instead of just hanging around watching videos of barkbeasts fighting over a single bone, even if there's 17 of them. What will you do?

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>Skip Ad

Sometimes you forget how often you've seen that same ad, and how everytime you're just waiting for skip ad to show up. Luckily for you, that time is now! Time to get into some barkbeast shenanigans.

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