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that whole chapter about how the media reduces trans people to our bodies and tries to highlight the ‘artificialness’ of our transitions was fantastic

hoooly shit i had never connected the specific way the media frames fat people and trans people before

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hoooly shit i had never connected the specific way the media frames fat people and trans people before

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genuinely cruel and inhumane that trans guys cant give trans girls their boobs. wtf.

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hey i've been like pretty low on money the last few months, which has generally been surprisingly fine (though definitely stressful) but i'm now at a point where it's potentially about to get difficult. while im excited to finally about to be debt free i currently also have an open bill for legal fees im late on that's almost an entire months worth of my current regular income (which is only around 800-1000 USD).

any donations on my ko-fi (and especially monthly subscriptions) would help me tremendously with getting over this hump next month and allow for me to continue and expand my work (the big article im working is already like 3 months of work by two people and over a hundred dollars in expenses).

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i have been informed moulded titty armour would break your sternum. tragic! another transmisogynistic L from real life

just realised something. trans girls should walk around in chestplates and armour more

pros

moulded tiddy armour

more girl knights in the world

armour cool as hell (especially when paired with casual clothes)

cons

???

[lockandkeyhyena]

now we just need a maudlight revolution. maybe i could do this

let me tell you im THRILLED that flutterdash is getting a resurgence in popularity. there was a period there where like. no-one shipped it lol. or maybe i just wasnt tuned in to the right circles of the fandom

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let me tell you im THRILLED that flutterdash is getting a resurgence in popularity. there was a period there where like. no-one shipped it lol. or maybe i just wasnt tuned in to the right circles of the fandom

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double date

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

[lockandkeyhyena]

do you guys wanna see the thumbnails i have for the next few alvins infurno pages or would you prefer to remain unspoiled until theyre cleaned up and finished?

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my general rule with using the word queer in reference to someone is i wait to see if the person uses it to refer to themselves and then i use it to refer to them, otherwise i just use lgbt. like its a widely reclaimed umbrella term but some people are still uncomfortable with it and its pretty easy to just take that into consideration

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No "other" option. If you don't like multi POV books, please keep scrolling!

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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this is cool as hell come on

just realised something. trans girls should walk around in chestplates and armour more

pros

moulded tiddy armour

more girl knights in the world

armour cool as hell (especially when paired with casual clothes)

cons

???

[lockandkeyhyena]

if any of y'all see posts about house m.d on tumblr and think "I wanna watch that" you need to know that you can skip episodes. i would argue skipping certain episodes is vital to having an enjoyable house experience. house md is one of my favorite shows and has been genuinely important to me as an autistic queer chronically ill cane user. it also revels in it's main character being offensive for the sake of being offensive with that special early 2000s flair. if you care about the concept of fatphobia you will be unable to have a uncomplicated relationship with this show. for every earthshatteringly homoerotic hilson moment and every profoundly accurate disabled scene we the viewers must pay in some insane misogyny. that's just how it is on this bitch of a show

[lockandkeyhyena]

just realised something. trans girls should walk around in chestplates and armour more

pros

moulded tiddy armour

more girl knights in the world

armour cool as hell (especially when paired with casual clothes)

cons

???

[lockandkeyhyena]

moffat should be tried at the hague for the lines he made alex kingston say out loud with her mouth