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why cant i believe in Jesus and still get into heaven but believe in him in the schizophrenic magician way and not the high power way

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why does this thing with a fat head look so devastated

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i feel like we as a society don’t talk about enough how king da ka, ex-tallest rollercoaster in the world (since been permanently closed), is in the middle of new jersey

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well no

what does wbk mean? women be killing?

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what does wbk mean? women be killing?

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why is it so hard to find a good penne recipe

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we love a girls girl 🥹❤️

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I fear we’ve put hobbies into the wrong categories.

humanities and literature go with cooking, art, and films/tv.

math and science go with baking, crochet, and knitting.

good sogn

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I hate watching those youtube vlogs of people baking cakes and miserably failing. or just cookies from scratch. “I followed the instructions… why do they look like that? :(“ your crude oil looks like that because you thought it was suitable to substitute eggs for balsamic vinegar, leave out the baking soda, not do that steps in the correct order, and set the oven 200°F above the original temperature. thats why you now have to serve your friends mysterious sludge.

also, heres a rlly good cookie recipe.

- 2 sticks of butter (salted or unsalted)

- 1 cup of white granulated sugar

- 1/2 cup of packed brown sugar

- 2 eggs

- 1 tsp of baking soda

- 2 tsps of vanilla

- 1/2 tsp of salt

- 3 cups of flour

- 2 overloaded cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips

preheat oven to 350°F

melt butter fully, slowly pour white sugar in so you don’t get splashed with hot butter, plop brown sugar on top of the pile of sugar in bowl, mix, add eggs, mix, add baking soda before vanilla so when using teaspoon the vanilla doesn’t make the baking soda stick to teaspoon, add salt, mix, add flour and little at a time and mix in between, when little to no flour is left, fold in chocolate chips.

put parchment paper onto sheet pan, put 12 evenly spaced apart golfball-sized dough balls onto pan, put in oven, bake 10-12 minutes. let cool for around 30 mins.

please make sure to follow the steps or else the cookies will not end up how they were supposed to.

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I want adult books that have the same layout as Geronimo Stilton

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I absolutely hate when people complain about the dating pool. why is dating such a big deal to so many people? honestly the only way I’d date someone is if their just devoted to my being but like doesn’t touch me ‘cause thats gross.

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on…ion?

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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OMG ???? THE GIVER LYRIC VIDEO CONFIRMS FIVE SONGS ON CHAPPELL ROANS NEXT ALBUM, MAYBE LEAD SINGLES ?? (pls forgive this is my first stan twt moment)

bold = already released

- to be yours

- read & make out

- good luck, babe!

- the giver

- the subway

THE CARRDSSSSS

GLB = GOOD LUCK BABE

R&MO = READ N MAKEOUTTTT

SUBWAY SUBWAY SUBWAYYYY

THE GIVER 👷‍♀️🪠🔨🚧🧱

MAYBE TO BE YOURS IS NEXT SINCE IT WASNT IN THE CARDS??