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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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like we now have thousands of people without power what the fuck @ global warming

the heat os actually insane three fucking people died to a tornado near me and schools are closing due to children passing out 😭

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the heat os actually insane three fucking people died to a tornado near me and schools are closing due to children passing out 😭

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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goddamnit

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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LISTEN i have ur notifs on and sometimes is like seven in a row in 10 secs i miss ur posts sometimes

It’s probably a good idea to pretty much detox next week while on vacation. I’ll probably switch over to @pancakeispostlimited for the week to try and de uhhh. Just general de everything.

I’ll be at the beach, may share pics n stuff if y’all wanna hop over

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wait ur cookin

my kids at school keep asking for stories so i’m turning Once upon a time in space by the mecha into a children’s story. will update as i write everything down.

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see the problem is i can say kill at work :/ and the entire wedding party is murdered so i have in my notes “Rose is kidnapped by King cole and everyone died except cinder

my kids at school keep asking for stories so i’m turning Once upon a time in space by the mecha into a children’s story. will update as i write everything down.

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YOURE STILL POST LIMITED?

my kids at school keep asking for stories so i’m turning Once upon a time in space by the mecha into a children’s story. will update as i write everything down.

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my kids at school keep asking for stories so i’m turning Once upon a time in space by the mecha into a children’s story. will update as i write everything down.

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Yknow, it’s probably a good thing I’m not an influencer, because if I was, I would be cancelled if they found out I associate with republican family and family friends

Fun fact! I’ve been to a trump themed party. It was for a cousin who works for turning point usa

Idk why I’m sharing this with you lol

omg ur chappel roan

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lizzie is bi so he’s gay by association

Guess who’s back cause puppy wanted a fucking break while they’re on vacation

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Guess who’s back cause puppy wanted a fucking break while they’re on vacation

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PLEASE

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Cackled at this idea, he sure would 😂