I finally found out how to do it! Gotta give a thank you to my friend Allie for helping me out.
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Keeping up my Make A Terrible Comic Day solution of incorporating fun stationery. This one is autobiographical. Desmond Dekker does not deserve this
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I guess u can make gifs on tumblr now. Heres a meta knight figure on my desk
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You can either take it easy, take it personal, or the secret third thing: Both. That's where you assume that whatever someone said, they meant it as an insult, but you don't respect them enough to care about their opinion of you.
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(opening the author鈥檚 works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they鈥檒l have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.
So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.
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me in five years when i still don鈥檛 have my life together:

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