locodastupid

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grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary

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friend's birthday is tomorrow and i dont know what to do, just going to give him some fake blood as a gift

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global warming needs to speed tf up, im sick of it being 3°C and foggy all week

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head empty, no thoughts

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overthinking? yeah I'm over it

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i need someone to give me 80€ or more, i have evil plans

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i love getting drunk and talking about politics with my family

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the human race is an endless amount of monkeys and every day we are writing an endless amount of words.

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i raised the neck pickup on my guitar by a little bit and now it does alot more noise, kinda like a distortion pedal, which is nice because i can practice like this until i can order an actual pedal soon

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i have to get rid of this sickness by friday because on saturday i must entertain the masses (dance on the stage my friends are performing on)

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they call me dark magician because of the way I doom scroll

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men with long hair, if you hear a voice in your head telling you to "cut it off", don't listen because that's the devil talking, ignore it.

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dying is when your skeleton hatches

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i cracked my back and it popped so loudly that I'm expecting to glow like a glow stick when the sun sets

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they should invent a knife that doesn't whisper things to you

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life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers

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the ocean is full of silly little freaks