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locrianking · 4 hours
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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locrianking · 4 hours
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locrianking · 1 day
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“we are NOT making out in the moobaru.”
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locrianking · 2 days
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locrianking · 2 days
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one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!
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locrianking · 2 days
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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locrianking · 5 days
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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locrianking · 5 days
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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locrianking · 5 days
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locrianking · 5 days
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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
#a
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locrianking · 5 days
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old car is good.
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locrianking · 5 days
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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locrianking · 5 days
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i need costco to start selling their pizzas everywhere its the best ive ever had and i dont even like pizza i swear to god they put something in it
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locrianking · 5 days
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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locrianking · 5 days
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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locrianking · 5 days
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Putting powdered sugar on the post below
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