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the duality of man

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"status not ready" bitch its a fucking website how are there shipping delays with making me an account

i want to wrestle every inventor ever of textbooks ever. yall are gonna get me late points just by sucking ASS!

thank god this is just dual credit whatevers. if i was a real university freshman i would be so unbelievably cooked and would have 0 textbooks for all my classes. i cant even pirate this shit too bc the homework is all on the textbook website. ugh smh shaking my head.

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NOW I can play heartgold

oh wait still havent rng shinied that ledyba

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uhhhhhh was this pokewalker never used

if so i love you random japanese etsy user

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sorry professor for ordering my textbook the day before. in all fairness i was busy

you must understand i just HAD to add 13 more fictional cats to my tree

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i wonder what my dad's world of bliss is like. i dont think he knew about silksong until i told him it was coming in two weeks. he loved the first one and is excited for the next, free from the seven year wait

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ok wait this is really funny i set my phone language to french in the hopes it wouldnt auto dub french videos into my native language (english) and now it's doing it in reverse

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WHO THE FUCK IS PAULA SMALL

the youtube algo hasnt been the same since last week. it keeps showing me like normie animal and fandoms im not in vids.

at this rate its gonna make me quit youtube like i did when i reset my tiktok algo and a week later never touched the app again

maybe school will fix things🤷idk

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thanks for clearing that up grok

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IT GETS WORSE

NO! ALGORITHM! STOP! I DO NOT WANT CLIP COMPS NOW THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED SOMETHING FOR ONCE! STOP! STOP! AGH

CLIP COMPS ARE A SIN AGAINST HUMANITY STOPPPPPPPPPPP

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NO! ALGORITHM! STOP! I DO NOT WANT CLIP COMPS NOW THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED SOMETHING FOR ONCE! STOP! STOP! AGH

CLIP COMPS ARE A SIN AGAINST HUMANITY STOPPPPPPPPPPP

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wait oh my god why did they never make a dragon type eevee.

i know everyone is always like "they should make x eevee" but what you don't understand is that all eeveelutions use a type that was special before the physical-special split. fairy is the odd exception where it would've definitely been special if this split never happened. but dragon. dragon was a special type. it is the only special type not represented by an eeveelution.

smh game freak make the ambiguous mammal draconic already

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step one of my master autism plan is apparently stimming to glass beach by glass beach in a rocking chair as my mom goes to bed. srsly highly recommend stimming to this song my hands hurt and the song is so instrumentally emotional with rlly good parts that stand out

ugh i wanna like unmask more and maybe wear interesting clothing but my fear of being perceived and the general embarassment i associate with doing that SUCKS

and this mask is GLUED on idk how to remove it

maybe ill figure this out senior year who knows

i alr plan to carry a pokewalker on me at school, it comes in the mail monday. i think small steps might be best

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ugh i wanna like unmask more and maybe wear interesting clothing but my fear of being perceived and the general embarassment i associate with doing that SUCKS

and this mask is GLUED on idk how to remove it

maybe ill figure this out senior year who knows

i alr plan to carry a pokewalker on me at school, it comes in the mail monday. i think small steps might be best

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haven't been the same since tadc ep 6 dropped. it's just so good guys. the angst was unreal. i love reading all the tumblr overanalyses oh my god bro. was indifferent on jax until this ep, now he's my favorite. it's just completely reframed his entire character and i'm excited for what comes next.

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KINGER. DID YOU PROGRAM THIS FUCKING GAME

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fionna and cake might still be the least accessible tv show just in the required prior knowledge

i need to pick up my adventure time binge again on a related note. still on season 5 of 9