#umroi né cuili

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cuz im so hungry

clap along if u feel like u could just eat a horse

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if i had a nickel for every kids cartoon released within the past 2 years where there is a season 1 episode where the black (or biracial) protagonist's hair becomes sentient and she has to learn to appreciate her hair i'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened thrice

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carefully writing the trainer name of a chinese ditto i got from the gts just to discover their name is mcflurry but in chinese

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stopped watching ttg halfway thru season 5 so in my efforts to make a graph of viewership numbers out of curiosity, i'm discovering baffling episode descriptions that just concern me

like

the first episode of season 6 is where they create a worldwide plague. it came out 6 months before the pandemic.

reminds me of that banned unikitty episode except this one was just early enough to avoid that fate.

if I had the confidence to actually watch that episode I'd probably post some jokes here about that but ttg was awful in season 5 and I am not expecting this to be better.

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so my brain will do anything in its power to not let me study for my french exam in 40 minutes, won't it😞😪

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youtube how do you keep fucking this up

how tf am i supposed to read this 🙄

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hard mode for a rhythm game is playing it after only recentlg waking up

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either my ps2 controller i usb connected to my laptop is fucked beyond being able to do rapid button imputs, or this game is hard in general and i should enable easy mode (this is the first stage i am going to perish)

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ok im pretty sure if miiverse was still around when i got a wii u i would eat it up. juxtaposition (miiverse 2) is fantastic

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Me: OMG WHY TF DIDNT THEY ANNOUNCE THIS SOONER. I HATE THE MODERN INDUSTRY

Me 2 seconds later: wait next sunday at midnight is april fools day. you got me :/

I don't even need to see their broadcast to be fooled. man

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"how dare they hold off on that episode of invincible for 4 months" yall never watched the owl house season 3 as it aired, did you?

anyways cry. suffer. cope.

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yay disney channel is finally caught up with disney+ i can finally check the mgaddspoilers tag on twitter

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my irl now knows of this account. i am no longer allowed to be out of pocket. sorry guys

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Pokemon presents spoilers

NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!

Aaaasaassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

210 hours in Pokemon x finally paying off they got a Kalos spinoff holy fucking shit holy fuck shit fuck shit

I was like "detective Pikachu again?" Then I saw the FUCKING LUMIOSE TOWER AND THEY ZOOMED OUT AND IT WAS THE LUMIOSE MAP HOLY FUCK

Alr how near present is this. No chance they'd make lumiose 3000 years ago during the Kalos war. AZ not in this one?

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ok just checked the mob vote options

armadillo >>>>>>>>>

first of all penguins are just dolphins. sure they won't be hell to keep. (dolphins love death cuz they need both water and air. they can only survive in bubble columns. makes dolphin aquariums only a dream.) when, though, was the last time anyone has found a snowy shore???

second of all crabs have the dumbest use. "crab claws let you place farther" move. you loser. get scaffolding. dumbest idea i've ever heard for a new item in my entire fucking life.

now this armadillo. wolf armor sounds sick. one of my hobbies in every survival minecraft server i join is to start a wolf army. amass. then go hunting. imagine a mass of hundreds of thousands of dogs hurling at a zombie. now imagine them all wearing armor. that zombie would be praying harder. sick as hell.

this is an armadillo support post, brought to you by me, a locust on a bench. get armadilloed. don't insert an extra d before the last letter in the word armadillo or else.

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nick channels on youtube tv not be utterly broken challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)