Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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Dormir
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So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!
There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!
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Bleach Official Art
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twitter does tumblr sexyman polls -> tumblr agonises over this because we can't do polls -> tumblr adds polls -> both sites go crazy with fandom polls -> twitter announces it's locking polls behind paid membership -> "2024, The Year of Tumblr"
aoba attached to prevent breaching
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you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.
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abandoned space elevator
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This might be my favorite submission so far
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that scene where a sexy lady at a fancy party pulls out a cigarette and a bunch of men swarm to light it but it’s me at the lesbian biker bar and i need something with a sharp edge so i can shotgun my rolling rock and a half dozen beautiful dukes surround me to offer their six inch stone handle folding knives
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“no one is born in this world to be alone!”
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pour one out for the 12 people and 214 lab-grown homunculi that actually used the tumblr live feature
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