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Police detective trying to solve a murder who accidentally stumbles onto the victim's neighbour's secret - he's a vampire. Drinks blood, avoids the sun, the whole shebang. He didn't kill her though. So while that's life changing information and whatever it does not help his case one bit

Vampire didn't even know her that well. He caught her cat once when the thing got out and brought him back after sundown. She gave him a cobbler, which he said was very bad, but not the sort of thing you'd do a murder over. "That's not funny," says the cop. "A woman is dead."

And the vampire is like, "Well, I implied that killing her was wrong."

The cop gives up with the vampire. Finds out a lady this woman worked with is like, a witch, or does magic or some shit. Real magic. Cool. She didn't kill her either though. Jesus Christ.

This cop finding an entire magical society and being utterly humourless and annoyed about the entire thing because it's not even helping his CASE

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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!

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you gotta

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my last polaroid of 2020

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we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

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hecate

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Geralt: why are you quiet are you mad at me?

Jaskier: I don't know did you do something to make me mad?

Geralt: no?

Jaskier: then I am not mad

Geralt: ok? If you're sure

Jaskier: I'm fine. Totally fine

(Jaskier was just trying to figure out how to pronounce Worcestshire sauce, but couldn't resist messing with Geralt who is now internally panicking)

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A curse lets Geralt hear Jaskier’s thoughts, and at first, he assumes it won’t make much difference—Jaskier talks enough as it is.

But quickly, Geralt realizes he was wrong. It's not the chatter that surprises him—it's the silence. All the things Jaskier doesn’t say.

He hears the constant calculations: when to shut up and just smile, how to read a room fast enough to stay safe, how to soften himself before someone else can hurt him. He hears the quiet pain behind the charm, the sharp awareness beneath the playfulness.

What stuns Geralt most is how often Jaskier chooses to play the fool—the pretty, harmless bard—because it’s safer that way.

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criminalize youth sports and college athletics. make them illegal. it is so extremely fucked up for a kid to do permanent damage to their body at the ripe old age of 15 in hopes of getting a college scholarship where they will be an unpaid revenue source for the college and continue to fuck up their bodies. I truly do not understand why trans kids freak everyone out but kids getting permanent brain damage and lifelong injuries playing hockey or whatever is good clean fun. I am serious. I am not joking. especially with the consequences of repeated brain injuries in sports like football being widely known now.

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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.