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Belt

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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woah I’m actually done????

there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards 

also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet. 

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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I was listening to basics in behavior, and I kept imagining how I would explain the song to a medieval knight who has no concept of what I'm talking about and having to explain every little detail, then explaining what I mean. It was very entertaining and also frustrating cause the guy in my head is an idiot.

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Are you *really* watching a play, if you don't buy redvines at the concessions?

Are redvines better than twizzlers?

I think we all know the answers to these extremely important questions

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Percy is just lil guy, chat (literally one of the strongest demigods out there)

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Valgrace has really got the cutest height difference cuz Leo's like 5'3 and Jason's six feet underground-

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I will never be done ranting about how awful Leo's life is. Remember when he told Frank and Hazel his plan to sacrifice himself? This quote came from the book.

"Neither of them argued. Leo kind of wished they had."

That's so fucked up.

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"i dont like jason grace because he's boring" is the most evil statement because a. THATS THE POINT and b. thats EXACTLY what makes him NOT boring.

camp jupiter is BUILT to make children into machines. work as a machine, work with the group to be a machine. or, be spare parts. it is rigid. it is unforgiving. it is built to suppress individuality. the MOST autonomy jason grace got was joining the lower end of the cohorts of the legion, was a failing petition against a traditional board.

jason grace grew up in camp jupiter. not like hazel, frank, percy, nico, etc., who were only there for a year or two at MOST. he grew up there. if i had to guess, i would say age 5 through age 15-- roughly a decade. everything he learned there is going to be DRILLED into him.

yes, he is going to seem boring.

the whole POINT of it is so he can have his character arc of "i dont really want to follow the rules..?" that he doesn't want to be praetor, he just wants to be a normal kid at camp half-blood and live with piper and leo. and thats what MAKES him a character that ISNT boring.

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Guys, I found my new wallpaper

I love this

Honestly I think the adaptation would have been so hilarious with the muppets lol

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I got an old book from my local library's monthly book sale (the set was free because no one wanted them cause they were old books), along with almost the complete set, and I'm glad I did.

You cannot tell me that this guy isn't totally in love with the ol' kangaroo here

And kangaroo never hears him, he's been silenced

We need him to finally hear the lion's true feelings for him

He says it in every book on the inside of the cover

Look at that loving gaze

He clearly wants to outright tell him but can't bring himself to say it to where kangaroo can hear him, and so goes on in silence 😔

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