lolshitbagturdbrains
lolshitbagturdbrains
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 23 days ago
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 23 days ago
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horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 1 month ago
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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hey tiger you’re too gay. your swag too different. your subtext too complex. they’ll kill you hey tiger
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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Sawyer from LOST. is a damsel in distress. Gets tied up as much as Kate. Constantly tells Kate we’re not so different you and I. Gets told by men that his hormones are making him hysterical. Makes his living doing honey pot cons. Is a gatherer. “A tiger don’t change her stripes” <- quote from sawyer about sawyer. I will let you draw your own conclusions about what this post means
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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Love having a chihuahua, just a little cat dog rat thing that lives with me. It does nothing but love… So beautiful
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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I fear I am not meant for greatness. THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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sorry my lord, your boyfriend was an enchantment created by morgan le fay. no, he's a real guy, he's just not actually green. yeah, she wanted to scare queen guinevere to death. it didn't work. yeah no he and his wife are actually still really interested in you, they want you to - what's that? oh you want to go home. oh yeah i totally get it my lord. yeah no you should keep wearing that belt as a symbol of your moral failings it looks great on you. hashtag slay my lord
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 2 months ago
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I hope this is how you all feel about me
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 3 months ago
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LAURA HARRIER 2025 MET GALA
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 3 months ago
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A chorus line high kicks during a show at Cafe Le Can Can in Miami Beach, Florida, 1963. Photograph by Dean Conger, National Geographic Creative
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 3 months ago
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at the function like
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lolshitbagturdbrains · 3 months ago
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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it
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