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At this point it is safe to assume that the whole “Long live the Queen!” stuff might actually be working
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“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Turn it off and turn it back on again and it should work”
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It would be really interesting for vegetarians if scientists suddenly discovered plants could feel pain or had feelings.
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Red Bull should have a prize giveaway named “Red Bull gives you things.”
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You ever notice how there’s a “d” in fridge, but no “d” in refrigerator?
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