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Look at the state of these liggers! Awful, every single one of them!

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Yes, Debbie Hoskins has found the holy grail, an entire bottle all to herself. Lucky ligger. 

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Elizabeth Jones, David Pun, and Eva Harold are a trio of turbo liggers. 

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The stuttering baffoon Ali Virani is a strange one. He literally talks to no-one and just comes to eat at events, as much as he can, then turns around and leaves. PLEASE stop letting him in to your events. Here he is no doubt sending out a call to other liggers to come for the “free” drinks. 

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Here’s serial ligger Joyce Stevens. You know what they say, a ligger is never without a bag into which anything that’s not nailed down can be secreted, as Joyce demonstrates. 

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Seriously, WTF is going on here? 

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“I own Harvey Nichols . . . which is why I roam the streets of London, stealing sandwiches from Pret, and looking at porn on hotel lobby computers.”  —David Pun, “owner” of Harvey Nichols and Peninsula hotels. 

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Here’s the dreadful Sandra Shevey shoving as much as she can into her gob! This woman is truly a disgrace and she be barred from all events. 

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Is Mandeep Singh Gabhari (Right) on a quest to beat David Pun as the most photographed ligger at wine events? It does seem that way. Has anyone figured out what this ligger actually does? Let us know in the usual way. 

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Here’s Feng Shui fraud Vicky Sweetlove, who does not book hotels, venues, or retreats. She has booked ONE hotel, a really sh’tty one in London for a HALF-DAY event. Yet you’ll find her on foreign Fam trips will fellow liggers Linda Willmott and Debbie Hoskins. This woman is awful and best avoided. 

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If you own, operate, or are opening a restaurant or bar, you will find Bharat and Rita Mistry at your opening event quicker than you can say RSVP. These two have ligging down to such an art that they’ve made a career out of it. Neither work and both are full time liggers. 

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Liggers LOVE prizes and here’s Lam Sim winning yet another prize for how to be a ligger, at which he is very good. The wife and son are no doubt in the background shovelling food into rucksacks. 

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Here's super ligger Tracey Kallusky (who' now hiding as a blonde) and the vile Cleopatra Mylonas (centre) no doubt at another event they crashed under false pretences.

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Here’s the ligger that is Ilana Henderson (Right), who does not work for Condé Nast and is not a journalist. 

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Here’s wine ligger Jay Wright, who after being banned from wine events, hastily cobbled together an awful website calling himself “the wine hedonist”, filled with decade-old photos from his days at Durham university. He does NOT work in wine and is simply a ligger. He will bring other liggers like Toby Evans and Ali Virani to your events. 

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Oh look, more liggers at a venue showcase. On the left is the gatecrasher Nikki Patel from CITI, with (second from Right) Helen Miller who, surprise surprise, also works at CITI. Neither of these two book any events domestically or abroad but trade on the bank’s name to blag invites. And to give you an idea of the “quality” of attendees, you can see the homeless ligger Alun Harris, just behind Suzanne Roberts (far Right). 

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Here’s the unemployed Tracey Kallusky, who does NOT work for Standard Chartered, despite what she falsely claims on LinkedIn and whose secretarial company has been dissolved. So who keeps inviting her to events and why do organisers keep confirming her attendance? Has ANYONE ever gotten any business from her?