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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

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How do you feel about combat butches. Can a butch and a transmasc get in a fight or is that illegal...

I adore butches, I learned masculinity from butches, and I would absolutely throw hands with a Butch if the opportunity presented

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i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless

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these are KILLING me

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Travis in that first like scene swimming in just his boxers and he’s lowk chubby what do we think gang

put me in a room with s1 travis and one of us will he leaving pregnant and its NOT gonna be me

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I’m sure they do, Tony 😏

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Lottie Matthews is my favorite cryptid

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i am not a hot jon truther but i think jonathan sims is the singular prime example of having such atrocious, negative rizz it loops around to being irresistible

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'i cant get on board with travlot bc lottie is literally a lesbian!!' well i cant get on board with it because she sexually assaulted him but you do you

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Working in a kitchen is like

Line Cook 1: (Just downed half a quart container of pepsi) Fuck man I swear they put something in the fountain soda that makes it hit different

Line Cook 2: Actually there's a lot of work that goes into calibrating the syrup levels in those machines. Did you know Disney pays Coke mad money to do slight adjustments on the levels in their parks throughout the year depending on season that saves them hundreds of thousands of dollars in syrup overhead? I almost went to school for it.

Line Cook 3: (Heard the machine print out another ticket and immediately started growling like a rabid dog)

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Please watch and renew Scavengers Reign for a season 2 not only because it's a beautiful miracle of animation and storytelling, but also because I need to see more weird homoerotic scenes between a butch lesbian and a robot ok?

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The Boy and the Heron How Do You Live? (2023) dir. Hayao Miyazaki