lonelywitchversion13
lonelywitchversion13
Help, I'm still at the restaurant.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 1 day ago
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I dont understand how Im still getting Taylor Swift haters on my dash.
You could easily walk off a cliff, yet here you are.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 3 days ago
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When YOU find out about the war crime before anyone else at the party and youre just sitting there, horror struck, but dont want to ruin anyone else's good time.
And then everyone else finds out like an hour and a half later, and then you're all sitting there, horror struck, staring blankly ahead as Feminominon blares around you.
Just... Americans in 2025 Things?
Fuck.
And the weird thing is that, unprompted, Dreams by the Cranberrys came on the shuffle right after you found out, and then again right after the group found out.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 3 days ago
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"she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress" and "slut!" can coexist in the same taylor swift cinematic universe we are so winning
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lonelywitchversion13 · 3 days ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 3 days ago
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Taylor Swift, cardigan
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lonelywitchversion13 · 3 days ago
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When youre drunk at a birthday party and find out the president of your country has committed a heinous war crime without congressional approval. While people around you are happy and singing karaoke.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 4 days ago
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I really really fucking wish that messaging apps didn't TELL everyone you deleted a message.
Just let me disappear in peace, please.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 5 days ago
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you’re losing me - taylor swift
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lonelywitchversion13 · 5 days ago
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i touch myself thinking about the male loneliness epidemic
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lonelywitchversion13 · 5 days ago
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Watching Ginny & Georgia.
Holy Gilmore Girls, Batman.
But also what the hell is up with the schools in this show?
Lol they would never ever ever ever just let people walk into the school. Even if they're parents.
Its 2024 (well 2020) but parents have had to buzz in and go through the office since *I* was in school.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 5 days ago
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Every man I encounter is like a punishment from god
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lonelywitchversion13 · 6 days ago
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Taylor Swift, Now That We Don't Talk (From The Vault)
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lonelywitchversion13 · 6 days ago
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AND FUCK SCOOTER BRAUN!!!!
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lonelywitchversion13 · 6 days ago
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the story of us - t.s.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 6 days ago
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I would've died for your sins Instead, I just died inside
The smallest man who ever lived - Taylor Swift
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lonelywitchversion13 · 7 days ago
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Its fucking June.
I cannot deal with the absolute stupidity of parents this fucking early.
I cannot..
Every year they fucking get more dumb earlier.
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lonelywitchversion13 · 7 days ago
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"The June schedule has been removed. Does that mean there's nothing in June anymore?"
Let's use our brain, Marissa.... you are a parent. You are raising a kid.
If the schedule for June is gone...but the schedule for July is still there, that must mean what???
You got this.
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