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longhornsev-blog
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Sam Evans. 19. baller. builder. Spidey enthusiast. Tennessee born, UT dwellin'. Kind of a big deal, I guess. Puns = life.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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texanmrose:
You always hear those stories about not remembering the night before but I didn’t know that actually happened. From some of the pictures that I saw, it looked like I was having fun so I must have. I’m fine. I think I have a hangover but other than that, I’m okay. How have you been?
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Yeah I figured hangover’s gonna be part of the deal if you’re blackout drunk. But if you’re okay, that’s good. So that’s all you gotta go on, pictures? Or does someone else know what you got up to? I’ve been alright. Same old. Classes, practice, games. Rinse lather repeat. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans idek. her new nickname is officially ice queen now though
@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine sounds about right.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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bornshufflynn:
I have a lot of Batman and Spidey ones actually. I’ll let you take a look whenever, dude. People say I give them dorky Peter Parker spider sense vibes and I don’t see it honestly. I’m not that smart by a long shot.
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I mean Peter’s smart, yeah. But he’s got heart. I can see getting that vibe about you. Batman’s usually hit or miss for me, depending on whoever’s Robin at the time, but that sounds awesome. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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Wait...seriously? That doesn’t really sound like a good night. Are you okay? 
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When you wake up in the living room of some frat and you have no idea how you got there or what happened during the night then that had to be a good night, right?
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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bornshufflynn:
Keep on giving me reasons to be your bro, dude. Nothing’s bad about you, huh. Thanks!
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Hah, no prob. I’m always down for trading comics, especially anything Spidey related. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans true! I didn't get any further than 'I didn't-' as she walked off 😐
@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine lol how do you just walk off and not even wait for the answer? that's ice cold.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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semper-clarington:
Maybe you can help me rally the guys together. As a group, we’re kind of scatter-brained. I’m thinking maybe Friday? Or saturday?
Friday, for sure. Maybe send out a text, get things rolling? 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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doeeyedsatan:
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Pretty kick ass too, must be all that blonde ambition. I know, I know, far off, but a perv can only dream you have a ‘risque’ side. I’ll notch it up to a high-key if you show off that leather jacket to me. Well, I do make a habit of being unnoticeable, just glad someone like your fine self is noticing.
True. Like who wants to have live every waking second fearing your guts are going to be for lunch, and smelling like the boys locker room for an eternity.
PRIVATE: 
Always had plenty of that. UT’s a different ballgame from Tennessee, so to speak. Doing my best is the only option. It’s tough when there’s two other QBs on the roster, but I get the job done. I’ve always noticed you. Talking to you tho is new but it’s cool.  Nice to know there’s more under the smokin’ hot package. 
Haha not appealing at all.  It’s weird ‘cause usually the people wanting that are the ones who ain’t never been camping a day in their life. So basic survival skills are a wash, two months in. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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doeeyedsatan:
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Nah, and plus, I’m usually too busy checking you out - especially on the field - to even check out your personality. And gotta say, not too shabby Sammy. 😋I knew there was a bad boy in their who wants to toss those long locks over your shoulder and break out a good ol’ leather jacket. I’m getting some great Brad Pitt Rolling Stones cover vibe from this very vivid image. I don’t even wanna know, because brutal could be the name of about every episode for these guys.
PRIVATE: 
Well I’m nice on the field, so I can’t blame you for that. Hah. Bad boy. That’s the second Brad Pitt reference from you, and it’s a lowkey ego boost. But, I do have a leather jacket so it’s not too far off. And I mean, it’s pretty hard to not notice you. 
Yeah, it’s not happy stuff. I never understand those people who want the zombie apocalypse to happen. Just be miserable as hell. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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doeeyedsatan:
PRIVATE: Maybe, maybe not, but I’m gonna need a lot more than low-key charm over the inter-webs to buy that. You betta believe it. I mean, I might make it easy on the luckiest sucker ever to bag me, but let’s be real? Doubt it. And you like it, Evans. 😉 Thank God I avoid comics, ‘cos that sounds wack.
PRIVATE: I mean, it’s not like you’ve never seen me in person but I guess it’s not something you were checking for or whatever. I must like it, ‘cause we’re still talking, despite you crushing me with that ‘avoid comics’ line. Ouch. But yeah, comic!Michonne is really different. I’m actually glad the show went a different way ‘cause some pretty brutal stuff happens to her. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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This city is no place for Danny Rand.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans she was dead serious, though! It was so awkward. glad she could entertain you, though
@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine def awkward but I guess it helps finding the humor. what did you say to her?
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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@bowtiedblaine: Some girls apparently still don't know what 'I'm not on your team' means. Actual response I got today: 'wait, you're /not/ a Longhorn?'
@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine she deserves at least a high five for that one. I'm still laughing.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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doeeyedsatan:
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Be careful there, I might actually think you are a gentlemen and it’s not some half-hazard line to get laid. I mean, cute AND hustlin’? That’s the kinda jackpot the lucky sucker who locks me down is going to get - didn’t know it existed beyond me, honestly. ;p Trying to shoot your shot at me, on me…- ya know what I mean. 
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Does Michonne die in the comics? 
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I think you already know I’m not about that. This charm is 100% gen-u-ine. Hah. They’re gonna be in for one helluva time with you, that’s for sure. But it won’t be boring at all. See...you’re trouble, Lopez. 
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Nope. She’s not with Rick ‘cause comic!Andrea is still alive and in a relationship with him, but Michonne is pretty important to him.
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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semper-clarington:
Yeah, I swear I heard one of them grinding their teeth through their helmet. We can’t focus if we’re too tense. This is exactly what the doctor ordered. Would you be my back up in setting this up?
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Yeah, man I don’t mind helping out. Whatever you need. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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doeeyedsatan:
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Hey, let a girl dream, now. Wanna fix my vanity chair? damn thing keeps shifting on me. My nails don’t do hammers, and well, about every other part of me; so help a girl out? Not unless he’s got a thick pocket book. 
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You know, for such big lips you think you’d be all about flopping them, especially when a cute girl ask for spoilers but fine. But ya know, you should let me ask for one spoiler….
PRIVATE: 
Wouldn’t be much of a gentleman if I said no, so sure. Let me know when you’re free. I got you. What, so he can be cute and hustlin’? Keeping that info handy. Never know when it’s time to shoot your shot. 
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Haha. I figured you didn’t really wanna know anything. Alright, one spoiler. Ask away. 
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longhornsev-blog · 8 years ago
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@bornshufflynn replied to your photo:
i’m jealous
You’re welcome to borrow ‘em whenever, man. 
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