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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
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when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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