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an infinite collection of dana scully’s otherworldly beauty

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My Asexual Story, 2018.

Another little autobiographical comic I whipped together (this was drawn in like two hours tops so don’t judge the drawings lmao). To clarify, I am in a happy long-term committed relationship with a non-ace girl and we’re both very happy with our relationship, and I have never had bad experiences with relationships because of my asexuality. Being ace isn’t a big deal to me - I barely think about it - but asexuality is something that a lot of people seem to have trouble fully understanding, so I wanted to take some time to describe it the way I see it in my life and from my perspective. Every story is different - here’s mine.

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Artist Butcher Billy designed artwork for all nine episodes of Stranger Things’ season season, inspired by classic Stephen King paperback book covers.

He also turned the art into Atari game cartridges, which you can see below.

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spongebob meme: stranger things edition

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scully! i drew this thing earlier today and really enjoyed working with this new style so i took it further and experimented with halftones for that retro comic book effect. come to think of it, i probably should’ve captioned it with something.

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it’s midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Jeff Goldblum ©Dylan Coulter // ShortList

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A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and I’m always astounded by how often even the smartest kids don’t really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. “F"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.

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woody allen youre next

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yikes y’all tina fey is painfully out of touch

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tonights mood: drunkenly watching the nightly business report and dissociating

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Would you rather eat a booger pizza or kiss Pennywise on the mouth?