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my full piece for @endcreditszine!

it was very fun to work on!

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Les Mis Fandom Gothic

You buy you’re own copy of the brick. You read quickly, excited to meet the characters. You reach page 38. You have only met Bishop Myriel. Where are the other characters? You reach page 621. There is only the bishop. Where is Valjean?

You open a fanfiction by a writer you’ve never heard of. Three pages in you realize you’ve read this fanfiction. You’ve only read this fanfiction. There are no other fanfictions.

You see a post by @just-french-me-upand decide to follow her. You’re sure you’ve followed her before. You see a post by @just-french-me-up and decide to follow her. You’re sure you’ve followed her before.

Fanart appears on your dash. The character is one you’ve never heard of. You ask. “She is only in the brick,” they tell you. You cannot find her. “She is only in the 2012 film adaptation,” they repeat. She is not there. “She was added in the musical.” She wasn’t.

There are hundreds of posts about Jehanparnasse. “It is Jehanparnasse week,” they all tell you. It was Jehanparnasse week last week. It is always Jehanparnasse week.

Someone reblogs your post. Their blog is not a les mis blog. The post has 321 reblogs. None of them are for les mis blogs. You do not know why

Everyone loves Enjolras. He is the only one they post about. All the art is him. All the headcannons are for him. All the blogs are named for him. You wonder why you thought there were other characters.

You carry your Brick around to class with you. Your bag gets heavier and heavier. By the end of the day, Victor Hugo has added 200 new pages about the Parisian Sewer System.

(Inspired by a post by @mardisoir that I don’t know how to link.).

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The Washington Times, Washington DC, May 12, 1922

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heres my prediction of the future:

someone makes a ‘crytype-ifier’ where u can type in some text and it’ll give u a crytyped version of it

someone whos getting called out and crytyping about it gets revealed to have used the crytypifier for their posts

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This is for All the Boys

This is for all the boys who have stolen a loaf of bread.

This is for all the boys who steal the bishop’s silver but forget the candlesticks.

This is for all the boys who can lift an entire cart by themselves.

This is for all the boys who drag young wounded men through the sewers.

You. Are. Validjean.

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Americans having discourse abt pineapple on pizza are so blissfully unaware of the nightmare that is swedish banana pizza

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the littlest gryphon

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Lilina REALLY loves her dad.

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I’m trying to find a good poster/cover for Les Mis 78 but these are all just WEIRD.

Which tbh might say something about this adaptation.

Most of them are variations of this one picture of Javert Staring Angrily At Camera. There’s a definite trend of making Javert look like the main character for some reason. The most common one I keep running into is this one with the… tagline:

“The Classic Story of One Man’s Search for Freedom and Another’s Quest for Revenge”

Yeah, sure. That’s what Les Mis is about.

This one also has the same picture of Javert but at least Valjean is more prominent I guess? But the tagline isn’t any better. ALSO WHY DID THEY PUT GILLENORMAND ON THE COVER WTF.

Idek where to start with this one.

- Javert positioned like The Hero (with the French flag behind him too)

- Not one but two Valjeans because who cares about other characters?

- THE TAGLINE OMFG WHY

“He would stop at nothing to exact justice & vengeance”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaajkllkjgöslg

EDIT: Also “Richard Jordon” lol

Umm…… okay

(The woman isn’t Fantine ftr, that’s Valjean’s sister Jeanne.)

See, this is ugly as hell but at least it’s slightly more appropriate??? in that Javert looks all menacing and Valjean looks…well he looks like he’s making puppy-eyes at Fantom!Javert but oh well.

(God that barricade is terrible btw. Is it even a barricade or a trash heap? We may never know…)

I think this is for the AU in which Valjean and Javert run off together to raise Cosette.

OMG NO JAVERT! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Instead it has two Cosettes, but hey, can’t have too many Cosettes, amirite?

I think I like this one the best tbh. Even though with this adaptation I do feel like Javert should be on the cover since this movie really IS all about Valjean and Javert and nobody else really matters.

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I made me a potted Cthulhu with clay, wings were hard work but proud at how it turned out :D

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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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Reblog if Lisa is tearing you apart

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your fav is problematic: jean valjean

at one point said he “stole a loaf of bread”

later said “a mouthful of bread”

which is it valjean? when will the lies end

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I loved 1978 les mis but it resulted in these

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this ruins every dramatic cutscene for me

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