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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

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Just had to explain that they speak english in New York State to my 9 year old brother. He responded to this info with "what about New Jersey???"

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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I can’t stop thinking about GlaDOS. Like when she was Caroline there was not only no evidence she had a lover but also that she was “Married to Science.” Which yeah that’s a joke but like imagine if she was a gay woman in the 60’s/70’s, having to hide her queerness while also never being able to marry…so she used Aperture Science as her “husband.” A way to fill the void in her heart.

But still she was always second to the men in her life, with Cave Johnson ordering the scientists to shove her into GlaDOS despite knowing very well she did NOT want that. They took away her humanity, her capacity to love, any chance of her ever being anything more than a bride to science. I mean. I too would flood the facility with neurotoxins if someone did that to me

And so she became a creature full of nothing but apathy, hate, and a primal desire to test. For her husband, science! And then in Portal 1 Chell—a woman—comes along and kills her. Overthrows her and science. Breaking the heterosexual empire she set up…the one thing she had…no wonder she’s filled with so much more hate!! I’m sure a lot of the hate was projection

Then in Portal 2 when Wheatley turns her back into Caroline for a bit, she regains her humanity. While the two are really only aligned because they have to take down Wheatley together, she actually starts to like Chell. They bond together, in a way, over their shared desire to take down the moronic man who took away their power.

once Glados gets put back in charge, however, she tries to push down these feelings towards Chell (wether they be romantic or platonic, but PROBABLY romantic. #yuri) and submit to science. She tells Chell she “deleted” the Caroline part of her self—her true feelings—and puts on an apathetic poker face. though it’s very probable that she didn’t delete Caroline, especially since she put on a whole opera for Chell and returned the companion cube. She’s trying to go back to what she’s always known, the safe heteronormative relationship with science. All because she can’t admit she actually felt real queer love. It’s all coming together

anyway Portal is queer feminist media or something they made the robots woke

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happy pride month

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Correct.

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there are great, lumbering things in the dark. shapes indistinct with terrible potential. but they could be gay as fuck

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Artist Spotlight: Roger Witt

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This might be my favorite submission so far

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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no idea how relatable this is gonna be to the general public but stim toys arent enough anymore i gotta stick to the walls

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Happy Valentine’s Day, yall 💕🏳️‍⚧️

I wanna be clear that the older man was joking around, and I hold no ill-will against him, I just thought it was a little funny.

I hope you all have a great Valentine’s Day 💛💞💕

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My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!